Post by Alastor on Nov 23, 2012 23:09:30 GMT -5
Episode 4: "Ophelia! It's Showtime!"
Alastor the Game Master: TODAY ON MAID RPG 17:25
Alastor the Game Master: DOCTOR CASANOVA IS STILL FAINTED OVER THE NEAR-DEATH ENCOUNTER OF DAGON 17:25
Alastor the Game Master: DOCTOR WEST WENT TO THE AIRPORT. 17:26
Nadia bint Altair: ((Because he's a wimp/shot)) 17:26
Nadia bint Altair: ((Casanova not west)) 17:26
Alastor the Game Master: HE LEGALLY CAN'T DRIVE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T ONE OF HIS DESTROYER ROBOTS. 17:26
Alastor the Game Master: SO YOU ALL POOLED TOGETHER IN THE CAR. 17:27
Alastor the Game Master: YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 17:27
Alastor the Game Master: WAT DO 17:27
Ophelia Stephenson: "Are we there yet?" 17:27
Nadia bint Altair while driving. "No, we're not." 17:27
Doctor West: "Yeah, are w- oh." 17:28
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *achoo* "Sorry guys... " 17:28
Doctor West: "Why aren't you breaking the speed limits the- ..." 17:28
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Anybody know how much longer we've got?' 17:28
Doctor West nearly jumps out of seat upon hearing these two 17:28
Doctor West: "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE" 17:28
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Hmm? 17:28
Nadia bint Altair: "We're stuck in traffic, I can't break the speed limit unless you want us to end up jobless because our boss lost the lawsuits." 17:29
Doctor West: "AND WHY AREN'T THEY AT THE AIRPORT STILL? I WAS ABOUT TO PICK THEM U- DID YOU TWO TELEPORT?!" 17:29
Margerie Ward (Penny): "I'm new here... you hired me this morning, remember?" 17:29
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Yeah me too 17:30
Margerie Ward (Penny): "You were asleep when we got to the airport. We're going back to your house." 17:30
Corinne Santos (Firefly): (Sorry I need to read better) 17:30
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *nod nod* 17:30
Doctor West: "...But my job isn't done yet. D:" 17:30
Ophelia Stephenson: ... 17:30
Ophelia Stephenson: "Are we there yet?" 17:30
Nadia bint Altair: "Shut it, Ophelia." 17:31
Corinne Santos (Firefly): ...This is going o be a long car ride isn't it? 17:31
Ophelia Stephenson: :I 17:31
Alastor the Game Master: Use quotation marks, please. 17:31
Ophelia Stephenson: ":I" 17:31
Corinne Santos (Firefly): (He was talking to me) 17:32
Ophelia Stephenson: ((Oh)) 17:32
Nadia bint Altair: Finally traffic gives way and Nadia accelerates the car bit more though of course, staying within the speed limit. 17:32
Leslie Beeks: ((. . . wasn't I going shopping?)) 17:33
Margerie Ward (Penny) tips over slightly and into Doctor West 17:33
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Eek! Sorry!!!" 17:33
Margerie Ward (Penny) straightens back up 17:33
Doctor West: "...?" 17:33
Leslie Beeks: ((The replacement mansion needed vanilla extract... I was going to make an Elder God repellent cake...)) 17:33
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Uh... unprepared for that..." 17:33
Ophelia Stephenson: ((Are we going to the food library?)) 17:33
Alastor the Game Master: You were, but I for- Yes, Meka. 17:34
Alastor the Game Master: We're going to the food library. 17:34
Nadia bint Altair: ((So not the airport?)) 17:34
Alastor the Game Master: Which happens to look like an airport. 17:34
Alastor the Game Master: There's a justification, probably, but don't look at me for it. 17:34
Leslie Beeks: ". . . Couldn't I have walked?" 17:35
Doctor West shrugs 17:35
Ophelia Stephenson looks around, sticks "What is Love" CD into Car's CD player while no one is looking 17:35
Doctor West: "Man, don't look at me." 17:35
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I'm very confused" 17:35
Alastor the Game Master 17:36
Haddaway - What Is LoveYouTube · 3:59 · 6 years agoUn clásico de los años 90 que no deben dejar de ver. Sígueme en el Twitter: @eduardosanchezv [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner] this begins to boom through the speakers.
Alastor the Game Master: Goddammit Ophelia. 17:36
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...What is this song?" 17:36
Doctor West: "WHAT IS LOVE~" He sings in a harmonic voice 17:37
Nadia bint Altair: "....Ugh." She considers changing the song but then realizes it would have to be replaced with something else. 17:37
Ophelia Stephenson: :3 17:37
Doctor West begins playing guitar instead, overpowering the song with Stairway to Heaven 17:38
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *puts hands on ears to block noise* 17:38
Ophelia Stephenson: "WHERE IS THAT EVEN PLUGGED INTO" 17:38
Alastor the Game Master 17:38
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (Official Music-Lyrics)YouTube · 8:01 · 33 days agoStairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. Album : Led Zepplein IV (4) Year : 1971 Lyrics: There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven. When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for. Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven. There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings, Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it makes me wonder. There's a feeling I get when I look to the west, And my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees, And the voices of those who stand looking. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it really makes me wonder. And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter. If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on. And it makes me wonder. Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know, The piper's calling you to join him, Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind. And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller ... [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner]
Nadia bint Altair: Halfway into the song, she switches to another CD, this one being "Full Moon" by Sonata Artica. 17:38
Doctor Casanova: "BITCH, DON'T QUESTION THE GENIUS OF DOCTOR WEST. 17:38
Margerie Ward (Penny): She stares, completely confused at all of this. 17:38
Doctor Casanova: ((Er, shit)) 17:38
Doctor West: "BITCH, DON'T QUESTION THE GENIUS OF DOCTOR WEST." 17:39
Ophelia Stephenson: ";_;" 17:39
Alastor the Game Master 17:40
Sonata Arctica - Fullmoon - ClipYouTube · 5:51 · 6 years agoFan made Sonata Arctica clip with manga images from Vampire hunter bloodlust [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner]
Alastor the Game Master: Eventually, you pull up to the food library. 17:40
Ophelia Stephenson knew she should've stuck bohemian rhapsody in instead 17:40
Alastor the Game Master: It only took five hours to get there. 17:40
Margerie Ward (Penny) has never heard any of these songs before. 17:40
Leslie Beeks: ((... how much stress damage did I take for that trip?)) 17:41
Alastor the Game Master: None. 17:41
Leslie Beeks: ((... how?)) 17:41
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Do you mind being a bit more quiet" 17:41
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "My people have very delicate hearing" 17:41
Nadia bint Altair: "Alright, we're here...Everyone know what they're here to get?" 17:41
Leslie Beeks: "... that which man is not meant to know?" 17:42
Nadia bint Altair: "I meant food, Leslie." 17:42
Ophelia Stephenson: "...no..." 17:42
Leslie Beeks: "... that which not-man is not meant to know?" 17:42
Corinne Santos (Firefly): " Can I have a vanilla milkshake?" 17:43
Leslie Beeks: "... vanilla extract?" 17:43
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Excuse me?" 17:43
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...Don't we have a list?" 17:43
Nadia bint Altair: "...Fine." She handed everyone a copy of a grocery list. "Here's everything we need plus a few extras. 17:43
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Oh so a food library is a store... not a resteraunt" 17:44
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "It must be one of those cultural differences" 17:44
Leslie Beeks: "Well, the one Elder God we managed to placate said that vanilla would turn them away, and as such since we were apparently out of vanilla extract when I tried to bake a cake for protection... we'll need vanilla extract... and maybe vanilla shampoo, since we used most of that in the last warding circles..." 17:45
Nadia bint Altair: "Anyway, remember to keep it under a certain budget cost. You know how finicky the boss is about expenses." 17:45
Nadia bint Altair: "Anyway, remember to keep it under a certain budget cost. You know how finicky the boss is about expenses." 17:45
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Yes ma'am" 17:45
Ophelia Stephenson: "Affirmative." 17:45
Leslie Beeks: "... he blew up his house... we have three more because he intends to do it again..." 17:46
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Alrighty!" 17:46
Nadia bint Altair: "Okay then." Deep breath. "I'll keep the engine running....GO GO GO GO!" 17:47
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Let's do this!" 17:47
Doctor West revs chainsaw in glee "GOOD SHOPPING~
" 17:48
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "EEK!" *takes cover behind Margerie* 17:49
Ophelia Stephenson rolls out of car 17:49
Ophelia Stephenson: I want to kick down the Food Library's no doubt automatic doors. 17:49
Margerie Ward (Penny) calmly helps Corinne out, and goes inside with her. Doesn't understand the fuss... 17:50
Alastor the Game Master: Challenge number is 5. 17:50
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics? 17:50
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 5 17:50
Leslie Beeks scurries off as quickly as possible to do her shopping... 17:50
Alastor the Game Master: 15. 17:50
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 2 17:50
Alastor the Game Master: That door doesn't even have hinges 17:51
Margerie Ward (Penny): Ohwait I don't need to do that. xD 17:51
Alastor the Game Master: No need to roll, Pen. XD 17:51
Margerie Ward (Penny): "So Corinne, what's first on the list?" 17:51
Margerie Ward (Penny) grabs a basket and holds it in one arm. 17:51
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Vanilla extract 17:51
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *" 17:51
Doctor West scurries down isles with cart, grabbing anything remotely electronic or mechanical 17:52
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I have to say you humans are very strange... well I'm half human myself, but I've never spent much time around my father's kind" 17:52
Doctor West ...and a squeaky mallet 17:53
Margerie Ward (Penny): "What are you other than human?" 17:53
Margerie Ward (Penny) goes into the baking aisle, and gets three things of vanilla extract... just to be sure. 17:53
Corinne Santos (Firefly): [purple] uncovers her ears and reveals their pointiness[/purple] 17:53
Alastor the Game Master: Er... 17:54
Corinne Santos (Firefly): (Oh fuck how do you do color?) 17:54
Ophelia Stephenson: ((....)) 17:54
Alastor the Game Master: Just use /me 17:54
Ophelia Stephenson: "/me" 17:54
Corinne Santos (Firefly): OH OKAY 17:54
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((It denotes action.)) 17:54
Corinne Santos (Firefly) uncovers her ears and reveals their pointiness 17:54
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Ohhh, okay! I get it now. Next?" 17:54
Ophelia Stephenson: ((So, if they got the vanilla extract, what should I go get?)) 17:55
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Cards. /shot)) 17:55
Alastor the Game Master: ((Anything that comes to mind.)) 17:55
Nadia bint Altair: ((Bellpeppers?)) 17:55
Corinne Santos (Firefly): " Vanilla shampoo... everything on this list involves vanilla!" 17:55
Alastor the Game Master: Like, I dunno, whip cream. 17:56
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Baby oil?)) 17:56
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Vanilla milkshake mix" 17:56
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...Weird." 17:56
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Vanilla cupcakes" 17:56
Alastor the Game Master: Great Old Ones fuckin's hate vanilla, man. 17:56
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Vanilla ice cream: 17:56
Ophelia Stephenson: ((pregnancy test and a single coat hangar, got it)) 17:56
Corinne Santos (Firefly): ...and bubblegum 17:56
Ophelia Stephenson: ((kidding)) 17:56
Alastor the Game Master: Except for the Crawling Chaos, actually... That might attract it... 17:57
Margerie Ward (Penny) grabs the vanilla milkshake mix and cupcake mix while they're still in the baking aisle, and then goes to the dessert aisle for ice cream. 17:57
Ophelia Stephenson: "But what if they're all out of bubblegum?" 17:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Not even vanilla gum" 17:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Just gum" 17:57
Leslie Beeks has decided to get some chocolate, just to balance things out... 17:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly) grabs the gum 17:57
Ophelia Stephenson goes to the Health and Beauty section to try and find vanilla extract shampoo 17:57
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...What's even WEIRDER! So... what's been going on with you, I suppose?" 17:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly): " Just been travelling to get here" 17:58
Margerie Ward (Penny): "From?" 17:59
Doctor West pokes a dead body with a stick. "...are these normal here?" 17:59
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "The Elven Forest" 18:00
Ophelia Stephenson finds it, heads to dairy aisle to get vanilla yogurt and vanilla soymilk 18:00
Corinne Santos (Firefly) grabs vanilla air freshener 18:00
Margerie Ward (Penny) goes back to the baking aisle and grabs some different cookie mixes to go with the vanilla one. 18:00
Ophelia Stephenson: "Uh....no, I think you're in the Weird Meat Department" 18:00
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Wow. That's a far ways away, isn't it?" 18:00
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "About a few hunded miles..." 18:01
Doctor Casanova: "...should I revive them? 'cause I can try to whip up an animation serum from this place's stock." 18:01
Doctor West: DAMMIT 18:01
Doctor West: See above. 18:02
Ophelia Stephenson: "Uhh....why?" 18:02
Margerie Ward (Penny) and the rest of the group come across Dr. West and the dead bodies. 18:02
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Gross! What happened to these poor saps?" 18:02
Doctor West waves at Ward 18:02
Doctor West: "I dunno." 18:02
Corinne Santos (Firefly) is horrified forever 18:02
Doctor West: "And because why not?" He replies to the cyborg 18:03
Margerie Ward (Penny) kneels next to one and takes it's pulse 18:03
Alastor the Game Master: UPON SEEING THE BODIES, THE FOREVER SCARRED ELF TAKES... 18:03
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 3 18:03
Alastor the Game Master: THREE STRESS. 18:04
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Well... this one isn't dead yet..." 18:04
Corinne Santos (Firefly): (Ah damnit) 18:04
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "What do you mean it's not dead?" 18:04
Ophelia Stephenson: "...whatever, man. I'm going to the vegetable section to get garlic....in case we fight vampires or some shit. You never know." 18:04
Alastor the Game Master: "Don't trust the girl scouts..." the person mutters lowly. 18:04
Doctor West: "..." 18:05
Corinne Santos (Firefly) picks up a box of Thin Mints next to the body 18:05
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I don't understand..." 18:05
Doctor West: "KILLER GIRL SCOUTS?!" The doctor exclaims with a fiery passion. "WE MUST FIND THESE HELL-SCOUTS AND REAP JUSTICE FOR THESE POOR PEOPLE!" 18:06
Alastor the Game Master: You're pretty sure West didn't take his meds today. 18:06
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "When I signed up for this... well I had no idea what I was expecting... but it wasn't this" 18:07
Leslie Beeks from across the building is suddenly inspired to stop by the pharmacy to invest heavily in tranquilizers. 18:07
Alastor the Game Master: Leslie would find they have stock for a 'Mad Scientist Tranquilizer'. That wasn't there last week... 18:08
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Girl scouts? What does this mean?" 18:08
Margerie Ward (Penny) groans 18:08
Leslie Beeks: . . . I check the budget to see if we can afford a supply a LARGE supply. 18:09
Leslie Beeks: Cunning 18:09
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 4 18:09
Doctor West: "You're gonna learn to stop questioning the absurdities of this job." He replies with a flat voice, all that valorous hot-blooded passion. 18:10
Margerie Ward (Penny): "I know, but... girl scouts are so innocent..." 18:10
Alastor the Game Master: You've got a decent enough supply. West won't be as crazy for the next four weeks. 18:10
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "So what do we do now?" 18:10
Doctor West: *passion gone. 18:10
Doctor West: "We need to regroup, that's what!" 18:11
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Well, I say we try to patch this guy up. Regrouping would be nice too." 18:11
Ophelia Stephenson comes back with some garlic 18:11
Doctor West tosses the person on top of the cart 18:11
Ophelia Stephenson: "What's up now?" 18:11
Doctor West: "Killer girl scouts.: 18:12
Doctor West: *" 18:12
Margerie Ward (Penny) stands up 18:12
Margerie Ward (Penny): "We should probably all be on our toes... and not serparate!" 18:12
Leslie Beeks: . . . Okay, so I have two weeks of "not quite as crazy". . . starting from the next time one of us maids cooks something with Enough tranquilizers to knock out a horse love. 18:12
Alastor the Game Master: Give or take a day or two, yes. 18:14
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Ooh I'm a good cook!" 18:14
Ophelia Stephenson: "....What." 18:14
Doctor West: "I've stop questioning things. It's like this entire thing is being made up as we go along, you know?" 18:15
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Yeah. Weird." 18:16
Leslie Beeks does no question the logic, as it will invariably lead to the produce section, which I'm quite distant from, growing into a tentacle monster. 18:16
Nadia bint Altair: www.dolldivine.com/users/s/su/263... <--mostly for Penny.)) 18:16
Ophelia Stephenson: "It's almost like reality is being run by a total idiot." 18:17
Doctor West: "With too much free time, at that." 18:17
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Or a group of them... this is too strange to be the work of one idiot" 18:18
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Titania looks like the movie version! /shot XDD)) 18:18
Doctor West: "There are at least six." 18:18
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...Why are we discussing this? Come on, let's go!" 18:19
Corinne Santos (Firefly) nods 18:19
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Those girl scouts could be lurking in the shelves themselves... 18:19
Margerie Ward (Penny): ...It's easy enough to hide in them, believe you me..." 18:19
Doctor West: "...Why do you know this?" 18:20
Margerie Ward (Penny): "I come from a really weird background." 18:20
Doctor West: "...We're gonna have to learn about that. After we fight the killer scouts." 18:21
Ophelia Stephenson: "...Right." 18:21
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "So how do we go about finding them?" 18:22
Doctor West starts pushing the cart around, whistling and ignoring the groans of pain from the person tossed on top. "We shop." 18:22
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Well, what are girlscouts attracted to most?" 18:22
Doctor West: "...bikes?" 18:23
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I don't know, we don't have them where I'm from..." 18:23
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Money, duh! Why else do they go door to door?" 18:24
Doctor West: "...do any of us have the money?" 18:25
Doctor West: "Or is it one of the other two?" 18:26
Corinne Santos (Firefly) takes out elven currency 18:26
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Will this do? 18:26
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Probably." 18:27
Ophelia Stephenson: "Don't use too much." 18:27
Alastor the Game Master: The ground bellow the quartet shakes as a shark toothed girl scout jumps from the ground to eat the fist of elven coins 18:27
Ophelia Stephenson: "We need to actually BUY these groceries t-gyaaaaaaaaaah!" 18:28
Alastor the Game Master: "MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" The shark scout shouts. 18:28
Corinne Santos (Firefly) shreiks and gets her lance out 18:28
Alastor the Game Master: The girl scout has 10 will and a 2 in each stat. 18:29
Alastor the Game Master: She first targets... 18:29
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:29
Nadia bint Altair joined the chat 18:29
Alastor the Game Master: Leslie. Who isn't even near you. 18:29
Nadia bint Altair: ((movie version...?)) 18:29
Doctor West: "...FOLLOW THAT GIRL SCOUT!" 18:29
Doctor West revs chainsaw and runs after 18:30
Nadia bint Altair: ((Could I have Nadia call one of them?)) 18:30
Alastor the Game Master: Sure? 18:31
Margerie Ward (Penny) 's hands start glowing and sparking. Sprints after Dr. West. 18:31
Corinne Santos (Firefly) also sprints after him 18:32
Ophelia Stephenson follows after the group 18:32
Nadia bint Altair: Suddenly, Leslie's cellphone starts vibrating. 18:32
Leslie Beeks notes that there is something happening in the otherside of the store, and readies for the chaos to sweep over to her. 18:32
Leslie Beeks: Mmm, feels goo... ah... "Hello?" 18:33
Nadia bint Altair: "What's going on? Wait...Don't tell they got lost in the grocery store." 18:33
Nadia bint Altair: ((*don't tell me)) 18:34
Leslie Beeks: "Oh, no, I started at the other end of the list so we would meet somewhere in the middle." 18:34
Leslie Beeks: "I think they're causing some kind of destructive riot at the moment. Maybe a tentacle monster is after Doctor West. I'm not sure." 18:35
Nadia bint Altair facepalms. "You should probably check on them at some point." 18:36
Alastor the Game Master: Leslie would find that there was a girl scout with shark teeth jumping at her head then. And that most of the others were chasing after it. 18:36
Leslie Beeks: "Then how would I get anything done? I'm already through most of my side of the... hang on..." 18:36
Leslie Beeks whips out her tomahawk and tries to hit the girl shark in the forehead with it, or at least deflect it's charge away from her with precisely applied violence. 18:37
Leslie Beeks: Skill. 18:37
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 2 18:37
Alastor the Game Master: Luck. 18:38
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 18:38
Alastor the Game Master: With a slight loss of balance, you deflect the shark scout into a tower of muffins on display. 18:39
Margerie Ward (Penny) finally catches up to the area 18:40
Leslie Beeks: "Sorry, some sort of Deep One girlscout. I think we're in a battle. I'll see about getting the rest of the shopping done." 18:40
Alastor the Game Master: The school girl takes... 18:40
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 3 18:40
Leslie Beeks: "Oooh, they have nail polish in that same transparent/rainbow color as your eyes..." 18:41
Alastor the Game Master: Margerie as a target! 18:41
Nadia bint Altair: ((were her eyes transparent?)) 18:41
Alastor the Game Master: "BUY OUR COOKIES!" She shouts as she tries to bite Margerie's arm. 18:41
Leslie Beeks: ((I have no idea who I'm addressing, I just wanted to use the "Transparent/rainbow" gag)) 18:42
Margerie Ward (Penny) pounds her fist, and then has a near fireworks display as electricity shoots off of her to the girlscout 18:42
Nadia bint Altair 18:42
((Oh))
"Leslie it sounds like a warzone in there...Maybe I should go in..."
Alastor the Game Master: Uh... 18:42
Alastor the Game Master: You need to roll for that. Declare what stat and roll 1d6. 18:42
Margerie Ward (Penny): Alright, let's go with... Luck. 18:44
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 2 18:44
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics. 18:45
Nadia bint Altair: Well first I'm waiting on Per's cue whether I should or not. If not then no need for a roll) 18:45
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 18:45
Nadia bint Altair: Oh wait you mean Penny) 18:45
Alastor the Game Master: You succeed in doing... 18:45
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 18:45
Leslie Beeks: "Nothing out of the ordinary, it might not HURT if you come in, but we may need a quick get away... I'll meet you out there..." 18:45
Alastor the Game Master: 1 damage to the scout. 18:46
Alastor the Game Master: 9HP. 18:46
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:46
Alastor the Game Master: Targets Leslie. Again. 18:46
Alastor the Game Master: It claws over to the maid's feet, to try and chew on her legs... 18:46
Nadia bint Altair: "I'll be on standby then...Just gonna move the car to a more accessible position for you guys." 18:47
Doctor West revs chainsaw to swat at the thing. Athletics. 18:47
Doctor West rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:47
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics. 18:47
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 18:47
Alastor the Game Master: Doctor West swats the Deep One Girl Scout at a nearby glass window. He does... 18:48
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:48
Leslie Beeks does my best to head for the check out with all the goods so far gathered. 18:48
Alastor the Game Master: 5 damage. 4HP left. 18:48
Alastor the Game Master: The scout is now just twitching as she slides down the window... 18:49
Alastor the Game Master: She might have a tear swelling up in her eye... 18:50
Ophelia Stephenson sets down her basket of groceries 18:51
Ophelia Stephenson runs at the window and the girl scout, jumping to hit it with a flying kick. 18:51
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics 18:51
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:51
Alastor the Game Master: Luck. 18:51
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:51
Alastor the Game Master: The girl scout explodes upon impact. 18:52
Alastor the Game Master: There is now a small rainbow where she was. 18:52
Alastor the Game Master: You just killed a little girl, even though it was a horrific monster. You bastard. 18:53
Corinne Santos (Firefly) looks around at the nonchalant shoppers 18:53
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "... Does this happen a lot?" 18:53
Ophelia Stephenson lands on the ground 18:53
Alastor the Game Master: They've gotten used to the events of the murderhobos murder maids. 18:54
Ophelia Stephenson: "Objective complete." 18:54
Ophelia Stephenson picks basket back up 18:54
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Well we now know they like elven money..." 18:54
Alastor the Game Master: You all gain... 18:54
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:55
Alastor the Game Master: Five favor. 18:55
Alastor the Game Master: Also a box of mint cooks. 18:55
Alastor the Game Master: It's printed in the language of R'lyeh. 18:55
Corinne Santos (Firefly) catches box of mint cookies 18:55
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "This language is strange..." 18:56
Nadia bint Altair: ((A language that induces madness in most people)) 18:56
Ophelia Stephenson: "Awww sweet, these are my favorites!" 18:56
Alastor the Game Master: You all feel like you should go at least a little insane... 18:56
Leslie Beeks has snuck past the GM paid for her half of the supplies, and a few others, gotten five favor, and is now heading out to the car wellllll away from the cookies(honestly, nobody is going to read the box people, you're safe) 18:56
Alastor the Game Master: ...but you actually feel like you got a little bit more sane. 18:57
Leslie Beeks totally does not. 18:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly) drops the box 18:57
Doctor West kicks the cookies into the Pastry section 18:58
Doctor West gets the hell out of this place 18:58
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((SORRY)) 18:58
Alastor the Game Master: ? 18:58
Margerie Ward (Penny): "That was... interesting." 18:59
Margerie Ward (Penny): (I poofed.)) 18:59
Ophelia Stephenson goes to checkout with her basket 18:59
Corinne Santos (Firefly) does the same 18:59
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...Are there even cashiers here still alive?" 19:00
Alastor the Game Master: Yes, oddly enough. 19:00
Leslie Beeks: ((Were last time I checked!)) 19:00
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Do we get a discount for saving you guys" 19:01
Alastor the Game Master: "No." 19:01
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Oh..." 19:01
Alastor the Game Master: "Get the fuck out and never come back." 19:01
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I'm sorry..." 19:02
Ophelia Stephenson: "We'll be back." 19:02
Ophelia Stephenson death stares the Cashier before leaving 19:02
Margerie Ward (Penny) pays and hustles outta there 19:02
Alastor the Game Master: Ophelia gets a stare back. 19:02
Alastor the Game Master: You have just made a new mortal enemy. Frank the Cashier. 19:03
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Is it wrong I was debating having her just kill the cashier while nobody was looking? xD)) 19:03
Alastor the Game Master: Go for it? 19:03
Doctor West runs back in and pays for his cart of shit 19:03
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Alright then~)) 19:03
Doctor West runs back out. 19:03
Margerie Ward (Penny) after Dr. West is done, bes cute and gives the cashier a smile... and then sends out some electricity at him, which would be enough to kill probably. 19:04
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck. 19:04
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:04
Alastor the Game Master: You electrocute the cashier. 19:04
Alastor the Game Master: You bastard. 19:05
Nadia bint Altair: "So, how was everything?" Nadia asks the others as they join her outside and they all begin to load the trunk with groceries. 19:05
Margerie Ward (Penny) gleefully leaves and hops into the van 19:05
Leslie Beeks is waiting in the car with Nadia. 19:05
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Good!" 19:05
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "It was quite odd... is it always this... odd?" 19:05
Ophelia Stephenson packs her stuff and then hops in the car. 19:06
Doctor West: "It was a typical visit. Kill some eldritch horror, get stuff." 19:06
Nadia bint Altair: "Get used to it...Working for the Doctor never gets boring." 19:06
Doctor West builds what ever he needed to. 19:06
Doctor West ...it looks like a cardboard box with the words 'OBARI' on it. 19:06
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...A robot?" 19:07
Doctor West: "A robot suit." 19:07
Doctor West caries it in and sits in the car 19:07
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Why did you build a robot suit with dual-action motors and triple-action firepower but no screen for your face?!" 19:08
Corinne Santos (Firefly) jumps in the car 19:08
Alastor the Game Master: There's a hole for arms and a head... 19:08
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Oh. I assumed those were for drinks." 19:09
Alastor the Game Master: You start driving off... 19:10
Alastor the Game Master: ...and you notice the spirit of the clerk turns the Food Library into a giant monster chasing after you. 19:10
Alastor the Game Master: You really pissed him off! 19:11
Ophelia Stephenson: ":I" 19:11
Leslie Beeks: "Please drive faster." 19:11
Nadia bint Altair: "Alright, who killed the clerk. Fess up!" 19:11
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Oh great..." 19:11
Margerie Ward (Penny) sighs and raises hand 19:11
Margerie Ward (Penny): "He was a jerk though! He deserved it!" 19:11
Doctor West: "...okay, who wants to fight the giant monster while we all drive away?" 19:12
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Nose goes/" 19:12
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *? 19:12
Nadia bint Altair: "You're not telling me everything!" She pulls out a rosary and turns the dial so that the top of the car opens. "Someone take the wheel!" 19:12
Alastor the Game Master: Note that the stats for this equip requires you to be knowledgeable of giant robots... 19:12
Margerie Ward (Penny): "I am though! He and Ophelia got into a staring contest and he was a jerk to Corinne!" 19:13
Alastor the Game Master 19:13
62 Box Robo Suit
Cost: 10
Requirements: there must be an Otaku or Dojin Artistamong the Master or PCs, and the player must beknowledgeable about this stuff.
Restrictions: You gain a “Box Armor Girl” Special Quality
(Details unknown).
Benefits:
Die Laughing: Your enemies are so overcome with laughter,
that they leave themselves open for that fatal uppercut.
+2 to damage in combat on your first attack, and +1 to all
additional attacks for the rest of the fight, as the enemy is
not sure if the wearer “is being serious or not”.
Honor in Shame: If the Master sees you in this form,
she will not be able to stop laughing and pointing. You
will gain 2 stress, buy you will also gain 1D6 favor.
Notes: An item of dubious regard, this magical (?) plainlooking
electronic appliance cardboard box, cut open
with crude holes for one’s arms and head and worn,
grants the user some mystical abilities. Although people
can not take the suit seriously, the wearer does,
to her enemies chagrin. The box has the name of a
famous robot of the Maid’s choice, hastily scrawled on
the front in black permanent marker.
Nadia bint Altair: "Whatever! You did something and now we have this thing chasing after us....Someone take the wheel I need to banish this thing." 19:13
Margerie Ward (Penny) follows Nadia onto the roof. 19:14
Leslie Beeks takes the wheel and drives. 19:14
Ophelia Stephenson: "Gimme the Box." 19:14
Alastor the Game Master: It's got a 4 in every stat, and thus has 80 HP 19:14
Doctor West hands Ophelia the box 19:14
Ophelia Stephenson pulls out marker 19:15
Nadia bint Altair: "Okay Ophelia, it's up to you to wear it down so I can purge its soul and send it on to heaven!" 19:15
Ophelia Stephenson: I'll make a Cunning roll for my robot knowledge, kay? 19:15
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:15
Alastor the Game Master: Sure. 19:15
Ophelia Stephenson: :I 19:16
Margerie Ward (Penny) concentrates on the monster's eyes, hands begin to glow. 19:16
Alastor the Game Master: ... 19:16
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck again? That's really what magic is. 19:16
Alastor the Game Master: Yeah. 19:16
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:16
Leslie Beeks checks the rear view mirrors and readies a skill check, with a bonus for her Stress explosion being high speed racing, should evasion be necessary. 19:16
Ophelia Stephenson: Did I think of anything? 19:16
Alastor the Game Master: Yes. 19:16
Ophelia Stephenson: How Un-obscure we talking? 19:17
Nadia bint Altair: What was the stat I need for Nadia's powers?) 19:17
Alastor the Game Master: The Big O or the Wing Zero. 19:17
Margerie Ward (Penny): 'Gundam is a show! Gurren Lagann is too!' /shot 19:17
Alastor the Game Master: Common to anyone who watched Toonami as a kid, basically. 19:18
Alastor the Game Master: You used Cunning, I think. 19:18
Ophelia Stephenson quickly scribbles Big O on the box and puts it on. 19:18
Ophelia Stephenson: "Show time." 19:18
Alastor the Game Master: Hang on. 19:19
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I feel like I should do something" 19:19
Ophelia Stephenson crawls up ontop of the car, through the sun roof. 19:19
Alastor the Game Master 19:19
The Big O: Sure PromiseYouTube · 2:00 · 3 years agoT14 [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner]
You hear someone shout "BIG OPHELIA! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWTIME!"
Ophelia Stephenson: "HEY MINIMUM WAGE!" 19:19
Ophelia Stephenson: she yells at the monster 19:20
Alastor the Game Master: The enemy Megadeus monster glares at the Maid. 19:20
Alastor the Game Master: ...he begins to slowly laugh at Maidadeus. 19:21
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Mine didn't hit, right?)) 19:21
Alastor the Game Master: *at the Maidadeus 19:21
Alastor the Game Master: Sorry, forgot! 19:21
Nadia bint Altair starts to channel her power. 19:21
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics 19:21
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:21
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((It can happen now at least, now that it's laughing? So more TEAMWORK?)) 19:21
Ophelia Stephenson: "THAT 7.25 AN HOUR BETTER BE WORTH IT, ASSHAT" 19:21
Alastor the Game Master: It nudges slightly to the left, the magic missing it. 19:22
Alastor the Game Master: It takes its hand and swats at... 19:22
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:22
Alastor the Game Master: ...doctor west. 19:22
Ophelia Stephenson jumps off the car and runs to go punch the monster in the face 19:22
Leslie Beeks swerves to keep the monster from hitting 19:22
Ophelia Stephenson: "SUDDEN IMPACT!" 19:22
Leslie Beeks: Skill 19:22
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:22
Doctor West sees the hand, rolls out of the way 19:22
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics 19:22
Leslie Beeks: ((Bye Dr. West)) 19:22
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:22
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics. 19:23
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I'm gonna die, gonna die" 19:23
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:23
Alastor the Game Master: Doctor West, despite being swatted out of the car, is somehow okay... You won't hear from him for a week, though... 19:23
Alastor the Game Master: Rolling for luck against the Maidadeus. 19:24
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:24
Alastor the Game Master: He takes 14 damage! 19:24
Alastor the Game Master: 64 HP left! 19:24
Ophelia Stephenson: Including the +2 for Box Robo? 19:24
Ophelia Stephenson: ...shit 19:25
Margerie Ward (Penny) gives a small scream of rage, and tries to go again. 19:25
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck again. 19:25
Corinne Santos (Firefly) jumps to the top of the car ready to fight too 19:25
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:25
Nadia bint Altair continues to channel her power. 19:25
Nadia bint Altair: cunning 19:25
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:25
Corinne Santos (Firefly) takes out lance 19:26
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Skill 19:26
Corinne Santos (Firefly) rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:26
Nadia bint Altair: The banishing prayer gains more strength and the chances of success increase. 19:26
Alastor the Game Master: Hang on, lemme deal with these one by one... 19:30
Alastor the Game Master 19:30
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck again.
Rolling for Athletics.
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:30
Alastor the Game Master: Miss. 19:30
Alastor the Game Master 19:30
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Skill
Luck.
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:30
Alastor the Game Master: Miss. 19:31
Margerie Ward (Penny) is sort of a ball of rage now, since her electricity didn't work that time. Her whole body is starting to produce static. 19:31
Alastor the Game Master 19:31
Nadia bint Altair: cunning
Luck
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:31
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck, one last time ((if she misses will she take stress?)) 19:31
Alastor the Game Master: Hit! 19:31
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:32
Corinne Santos (Firefly) goes flying 19:32
Alastor the Game Master: You dealt... 31 damage! 33 HP left! 19:32
Alastor the Game Master: The monster targets... 19:32
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:32
Alastor the Game Master: Ophelia. 19:32
Alastor the Game Master: It brings its' claw down aiming at the driver seat, with a... 19:33
Ophelia Stephenson: "COME AT ME BRO" 19:33
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics. 19:33
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:33
Alastor the Game Master: 8 challenge. 19:33
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics to dodge/counter 19:33
Alastor the Game Master 19:33
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 2
Luck.
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:33
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:33
Nadia bint Altair continues to channel more power, the spell increasing in strength. 19:33
Alastor the Game Master: It's a match for Penny, dealing 2 Stress/HP to both. 19:34
Alastor the Game Master: 31 HP. 19:34
Alastor the Game Master 19:34
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics to dodge/counter
Luck.
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:34
Corinne Santos (Firefly) gets up and prepares to attack again 19:34
Alastor the Game Master: Ophelia dodges, and opens for a counter! 19:34
Alastor the Game Master: Roll for a counter, Meka. 19:34
Nadia bint Altair: cunning roll for anticipated death blow 19:35
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:35
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics! 19:35
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:35
Nadia bint Altair: (She's not gonna do it right now only when it's "near death" so to speak) 19:35
Alastor the Game Master 19:36
Nadia bint Altair: cunning roll for anticipated death blow 19:35
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 5
-31 HP (there's no charging spells, so you're gaining the bonus from the Big O-phelia box). The monster has 2HP left.
Alastor the Game Master: Ophelia performs the finishing blow! 19:37
Alastor the Game Master: The monster begins to crumble, the spirit inhabiting it flying away from battle. 19:37
Nadia bint Altair lauches the banishing spell at the same time Big O-phelia attacks. 19:38
Ophelia Stephenson: "CHROME BUSTER" she yells as she kicks it in the face before being sentflying back to the car from the no doubt ensuing explosion 19:38
Nadia bint Altair: It strikes the spirit, purging it of negative energy and sending it on to heaven. 19:38
Alastor the Game Master: Shortly after the prayer, you see the light of heaven open again... 19:39
Alastor the Game Master: ...and the soul of Frank the Cashier comes falling to the ground. He's still too pissed to be in heaven, so he's getting sent to some cult instead. 19:40
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "...Well that happened..." 19:41
Ophelia Stephenson: From atop the car Big O-Phelia yells "Seeya Later Fucker!" at Frank. 19:41
Nadia bint Altair sighs and puts away the rosary. "I did my best." 19:42
Doctor West lands on the lawn of some old man with lawn gnomes... 19:43
Doctor West looks around 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson climbs back inside and takes off the Box 19:43
Doctor West takes his lawn gnomes and runs the hell away 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson: ... 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson: ((Al, you didn't.)) 19:44
Ophelia Stephenson: ((you stole old man henderson's wee men)) 19:44
Alastor the Game Master: Yes. Yes I did. I did say he was going to show up once... 19:44
Alastor the Game Master: ...He gonna want to kill you people. 19:46
Corinne Santos (Firefly) gets back in car 19:46
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I'm not that good at this" 19:46
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Ugh..." 19:47
Nadia bint Altair: "You'll improve." 19:47
Margerie Ward (Penny) feels drained, sits next to Corinne 19:47
Nadia bint Altair gets in the front passenger seat. 19:48
Alastor the Game Master: The rest of the ride is rather normal, within a few hours you all return home. 19:51
Alastor the Game Master: WAT DO NOW 19:52
Nadia bint Altair: end it there? 19:53
Margerie Ward (Penny): Yeah. 19:53
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Yep 19:53
Ophelia Stephenson: We all put away the groceries. 19:53
Alastor the Game Master: Aaaand end. 19:54
Alastor the Game Master: DOCTOR CASANOVA IS STILL FAINTED OVER THE NEAR-DEATH ENCOUNTER OF DAGON 17:25
Alastor the Game Master: DOCTOR WEST WENT TO THE AIRPORT. 17:26
Nadia bint Altair: ((Because he's a wimp/shot)) 17:26
Nadia bint Altair: ((Casanova not west)) 17:26
Alastor the Game Master: HE LEGALLY CAN'T DRIVE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T ONE OF HIS DESTROYER ROBOTS. 17:26
Alastor the Game Master: SO YOU ALL POOLED TOGETHER IN THE CAR. 17:27
Alastor the Game Master: YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 17:27
Alastor the Game Master: WAT DO 17:27
Ophelia Stephenson: "Are we there yet?" 17:27
Nadia bint Altair while driving. "No, we're not." 17:27
Doctor West: "Yeah, are w- oh." 17:28
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *achoo* "Sorry guys... " 17:28
Doctor West: "Why aren't you breaking the speed limits the- ..." 17:28
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Anybody know how much longer we've got?' 17:28
Doctor West nearly jumps out of seat upon hearing these two 17:28
Doctor West: "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE" 17:28
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Hmm? 17:28
Nadia bint Altair: "We're stuck in traffic, I can't break the speed limit unless you want us to end up jobless because our boss lost the lawsuits." 17:29
Doctor West: "AND WHY AREN'T THEY AT THE AIRPORT STILL? I WAS ABOUT TO PICK THEM U- DID YOU TWO TELEPORT?!" 17:29
Margerie Ward (Penny): "I'm new here... you hired me this morning, remember?" 17:29
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Yeah me too 17:30
Margerie Ward (Penny): "You were asleep when we got to the airport. We're going back to your house." 17:30
Corinne Santos (Firefly): (Sorry I need to read better) 17:30
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *nod nod* 17:30
Doctor West: "...But my job isn't done yet. D:" 17:30
Ophelia Stephenson: ... 17:30
Ophelia Stephenson: "Are we there yet?" 17:30
Nadia bint Altair: "Shut it, Ophelia." 17:31
Corinne Santos (Firefly): ...This is going o be a long car ride isn't it? 17:31
Ophelia Stephenson: :I 17:31
Alastor the Game Master: Use quotation marks, please. 17:31
Ophelia Stephenson: ":I" 17:31
Corinne Santos (Firefly): (He was talking to me) 17:32
Ophelia Stephenson: ((Oh)) 17:32
Nadia bint Altair: Finally traffic gives way and Nadia accelerates the car bit more though of course, staying within the speed limit. 17:32
Leslie Beeks: ((. . . wasn't I going shopping?)) 17:33
Margerie Ward (Penny) tips over slightly and into Doctor West 17:33
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Eek! Sorry!!!" 17:33
Margerie Ward (Penny) straightens back up 17:33
Doctor West: "...?" 17:33
Leslie Beeks: ((The replacement mansion needed vanilla extract... I was going to make an Elder God repellent cake...)) 17:33
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Uh... unprepared for that..." 17:33
Ophelia Stephenson: ((Are we going to the food library?)) 17:33
Alastor the Game Master: You were, but I for- Yes, Meka. 17:34
Alastor the Game Master: We're going to the food library. 17:34
Nadia bint Altair: ((So not the airport?)) 17:34
Alastor the Game Master: Which happens to look like an airport. 17:34
Alastor the Game Master: There's a justification, probably, but don't look at me for it. 17:34
Leslie Beeks: ". . . Couldn't I have walked?" 17:35
Doctor West shrugs 17:35
Ophelia Stephenson looks around, sticks "What is Love" CD into Car's CD player while no one is looking 17:35
Doctor West: "Man, don't look at me." 17:35
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I'm very confused" 17:35
Alastor the Game Master 17:36
Haddaway - What Is LoveYouTube · 3:59 · 6 years agoUn clásico de los años 90 que no deben dejar de ver. Sígueme en el Twitter: @eduardosanchezv [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner] this begins to boom through the speakers.
Alastor the Game Master: Goddammit Ophelia. 17:36
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...What is this song?" 17:36
Doctor West: "WHAT IS LOVE~" He sings in a harmonic voice 17:37
Nadia bint Altair: "....Ugh." She considers changing the song but then realizes it would have to be replaced with something else. 17:37
Ophelia Stephenson: :3 17:37
Doctor West begins playing guitar instead, overpowering the song with Stairway to Heaven 17:38
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *puts hands on ears to block noise* 17:38
Ophelia Stephenson: "WHERE IS THAT EVEN PLUGGED INTO" 17:38
Alastor the Game Master 17:38
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven (Official Music-Lyrics)YouTube · 8:01 · 33 days agoStairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. Album : Led Zepplein IV (4) Year : 1971 Lyrics: There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven. When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for. Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven. There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings, Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it makes me wonder. There's a feeling I get when I look to the west, And my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees, And the voices of those who stand looking. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it really makes me wonder. And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason. And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forests will echo with laughter. If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on. And it makes me wonder. Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know, The piper's calling you to join him, Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind. And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller ... [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner]
Nadia bint Altair: Halfway into the song, she switches to another CD, this one being "Full Moon" by Sonata Artica. 17:38
Doctor Casanova: "BITCH, DON'T QUESTION THE GENIUS OF DOCTOR WEST. 17:38
Margerie Ward (Penny): She stares, completely confused at all of this. 17:38
Doctor Casanova: ((Er, shit)) 17:38
Doctor West: "BITCH, DON'T QUESTION THE GENIUS OF DOCTOR WEST." 17:39
Ophelia Stephenson: ";_;" 17:39
Alastor the Game Master 17:40
Sonata Arctica - Fullmoon - ClipYouTube · 5:51 · 6 years agoFan made Sonata Arctica clip with manga images from Vampire hunter bloodlust [Click to hide video thumbnail. To stop showing these thumbnails automatically, click on the video icon in the top-right corner]
Alastor the Game Master: Eventually, you pull up to the food library. 17:40
Ophelia Stephenson knew she should've stuck bohemian rhapsody in instead 17:40
Alastor the Game Master: It only took five hours to get there. 17:40
Margerie Ward (Penny) has never heard any of these songs before. 17:40
Leslie Beeks: ((... how much stress damage did I take for that trip?)) 17:41
Alastor the Game Master: None. 17:41
Leslie Beeks: ((... how?)) 17:41
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Do you mind being a bit more quiet" 17:41
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "My people have very delicate hearing" 17:41
Nadia bint Altair: "Alright, we're here...Everyone know what they're here to get?" 17:41
Leslie Beeks: "... that which man is not meant to know?" 17:42
Nadia bint Altair: "I meant food, Leslie." 17:42
Ophelia Stephenson: "...no..." 17:42
Leslie Beeks: "... that which not-man is not meant to know?" 17:42
Corinne Santos (Firefly): " Can I have a vanilla milkshake?" 17:43
Leslie Beeks: "... vanilla extract?" 17:43
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Excuse me?" 17:43
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...Don't we have a list?" 17:43
Nadia bint Altair: "...Fine." She handed everyone a copy of a grocery list. "Here's everything we need plus a few extras. 17:43
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Oh so a food library is a store... not a resteraunt" 17:44
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "It must be one of those cultural differences" 17:44
Leslie Beeks: "Well, the one Elder God we managed to placate said that vanilla would turn them away, and as such since we were apparently out of vanilla extract when I tried to bake a cake for protection... we'll need vanilla extract... and maybe vanilla shampoo, since we used most of that in the last warding circles..." 17:45
Nadia bint Altair: "Anyway, remember to keep it under a certain budget cost. You know how finicky the boss is about expenses." 17:45
Nadia bint Altair: "Anyway, remember to keep it under a certain budget cost. You know how finicky the boss is about expenses." 17:45
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Yes ma'am" 17:45
Ophelia Stephenson: "Affirmative." 17:45
Leslie Beeks: "... he blew up his house... we have three more because he intends to do it again..." 17:46
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Alrighty!" 17:46
Nadia bint Altair: "Okay then." Deep breath. "I'll keep the engine running....GO GO GO GO!" 17:47
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Let's do this!" 17:47
Doctor West revs chainsaw in glee "GOOD SHOPPING~
" 17:48Corinne Santos (Firefly): "EEK!" *takes cover behind Margerie* 17:49
Ophelia Stephenson rolls out of car 17:49
Ophelia Stephenson: I want to kick down the Food Library's no doubt automatic doors. 17:49
Margerie Ward (Penny) calmly helps Corinne out, and goes inside with her. Doesn't understand the fuss... 17:50
Alastor the Game Master: Challenge number is 5. 17:50
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics? 17:50
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 5 17:50
Leslie Beeks scurries off as quickly as possible to do her shopping... 17:50
Alastor the Game Master: 15. 17:50
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 2 17:50
Alastor the Game Master: That door doesn't even have hinges 17:51
Margerie Ward (Penny): Ohwait I don't need to do that. xD 17:51
Alastor the Game Master: No need to roll, Pen. XD 17:51
Margerie Ward (Penny): "So Corinne, what's first on the list?" 17:51
Margerie Ward (Penny) grabs a basket and holds it in one arm. 17:51
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Vanilla extract 17:51
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *" 17:51
Doctor West scurries down isles with cart, grabbing anything remotely electronic or mechanical 17:52
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I have to say you humans are very strange... well I'm half human myself, but I've never spent much time around my father's kind" 17:52
Doctor West ...and a squeaky mallet 17:53
Margerie Ward (Penny): "What are you other than human?" 17:53
Margerie Ward (Penny) goes into the baking aisle, and gets three things of vanilla extract... just to be sure. 17:53
Corinne Santos (Firefly): [purple] uncovers her ears and reveals their pointiness[/purple] 17:53
Alastor the Game Master: Er... 17:54
Corinne Santos (Firefly): (Oh fuck how do you do color?) 17:54
Ophelia Stephenson: ((....)) 17:54
Alastor the Game Master: Just use /me 17:54
Ophelia Stephenson: "/me" 17:54
Corinne Santos (Firefly): OH OKAY 17:54
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((It denotes action.)) 17:54
Corinne Santos (Firefly) uncovers her ears and reveals their pointiness 17:54
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Ohhh, okay! I get it now. Next?" 17:54
Ophelia Stephenson: ((So, if they got the vanilla extract, what should I go get?)) 17:55
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Cards. /shot)) 17:55
Alastor the Game Master: ((Anything that comes to mind.)) 17:55
Nadia bint Altair: ((Bellpeppers?)) 17:55
Corinne Santos (Firefly): " Vanilla shampoo... everything on this list involves vanilla!" 17:55
Alastor the Game Master: Like, I dunno, whip cream. 17:56
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Baby oil?)) 17:56
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Vanilla milkshake mix" 17:56
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...Weird." 17:56
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Vanilla cupcakes" 17:56
Alastor the Game Master: Great Old Ones fuckin's hate vanilla, man. 17:56
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Vanilla ice cream: 17:56
Ophelia Stephenson: ((pregnancy test and a single coat hangar, got it)) 17:56
Corinne Santos (Firefly): ...and bubblegum 17:56
Ophelia Stephenson: ((kidding)) 17:56
Alastor the Game Master: Except for the Crawling Chaos, actually... That might attract it... 17:57
Margerie Ward (Penny) grabs the vanilla milkshake mix and cupcake mix while they're still in the baking aisle, and then goes to the dessert aisle for ice cream. 17:57
Ophelia Stephenson: "But what if they're all out of bubblegum?" 17:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Not even vanilla gum" 17:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Just gum" 17:57
Leslie Beeks has decided to get some chocolate, just to balance things out... 17:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly) grabs the gum 17:57
Ophelia Stephenson goes to the Health and Beauty section to try and find vanilla extract shampoo 17:57
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...What's even WEIRDER! So... what's been going on with you, I suppose?" 17:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly): " Just been travelling to get here" 17:58
Margerie Ward (Penny): "From?" 17:59
Doctor West pokes a dead body with a stick. "...are these normal here?" 17:59
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "The Elven Forest" 18:00
Ophelia Stephenson finds it, heads to dairy aisle to get vanilla yogurt and vanilla soymilk 18:00
Corinne Santos (Firefly) grabs vanilla air freshener 18:00
Margerie Ward (Penny) goes back to the baking aisle and grabs some different cookie mixes to go with the vanilla one. 18:00
Ophelia Stephenson: "Uh....no, I think you're in the Weird Meat Department" 18:00
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Wow. That's a far ways away, isn't it?" 18:00
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "About a few hunded miles..." 18:01
Doctor Casanova: "...should I revive them? 'cause I can try to whip up an animation serum from this place's stock." 18:01
Doctor West: DAMMIT 18:01
Doctor West: See above. 18:02
Ophelia Stephenson: "Uhh....why?" 18:02
Margerie Ward (Penny) and the rest of the group come across Dr. West and the dead bodies. 18:02
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Gross! What happened to these poor saps?" 18:02
Doctor West waves at Ward 18:02
Doctor West: "I dunno.
" 18:02Corinne Santos (Firefly) is horrified forever 18:02
Doctor West: "And because why not?" He replies to the cyborg 18:03
Margerie Ward (Penny) kneels next to one and takes it's pulse 18:03
Alastor the Game Master: UPON SEEING THE BODIES, THE FOREVER SCARRED ELF TAKES... 18:03
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 3 18:03
Alastor the Game Master: THREE STRESS. 18:04
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Well... this one isn't dead yet..." 18:04
Corinne Santos (Firefly): (Ah damnit) 18:04
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "What do you mean it's not dead?" 18:04
Ophelia Stephenson: "...whatever, man. I'm going to the vegetable section to get garlic....in case we fight vampires or some shit. You never know." 18:04
Alastor the Game Master: "Don't trust the girl scouts..." the person mutters lowly. 18:04
Doctor West: "..." 18:05
Corinne Santos (Firefly) picks up a box of Thin Mints next to the body 18:05
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I don't understand..." 18:05
Doctor West: "KILLER GIRL SCOUTS?!" The doctor exclaims with a fiery passion. "WE MUST FIND THESE HELL-SCOUTS AND REAP JUSTICE FOR THESE POOR PEOPLE!" 18:06
Alastor the Game Master: You're pretty sure West didn't take his meds today. 18:06
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "When I signed up for this... well I had no idea what I was expecting... but it wasn't this" 18:07
Leslie Beeks from across the building is suddenly inspired to stop by the pharmacy to invest heavily in tranquilizers. 18:07
Alastor the Game Master: Leslie would find they have stock for a 'Mad Scientist Tranquilizer'. That wasn't there last week... 18:08
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Girl scouts? What does this mean?" 18:08
Margerie Ward (Penny) groans 18:08
Leslie Beeks: . . . I check the budget to see if we can afford a supply a LARGE supply. 18:09
Leslie Beeks: Cunning 18:09
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 4 18:09
Doctor West: "You're gonna learn to stop questioning the absurdities of this job." He replies with a flat voice, all that valorous hot-blooded passion. 18:10
Margerie Ward (Penny): "I know, but... girl scouts are so innocent..." 18:10
Alastor the Game Master: You've got a decent enough supply. West won't be as crazy for the next four weeks. 18:10
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "So what do we do now?" 18:10
Doctor West: *passion gone. 18:10
Doctor West: "We need to regroup, that's what!" 18:11
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Well, I say we try to patch this guy up. Regrouping would be nice too." 18:11
Ophelia Stephenson comes back with some garlic 18:11
Doctor West tosses the person on top of the cart 18:11
Ophelia Stephenson: "What's up now?" 18:11
Doctor West: "Killer girl scouts.: 18:12
Doctor West: *" 18:12
Margerie Ward (Penny) stands up 18:12
Margerie Ward (Penny): "We should probably all be on our toes... and not serparate!" 18:12
Leslie Beeks: . . . Okay, so I have two weeks of "not quite as crazy". . . starting from the next time one of us maids cooks something with Enough tranquilizers to knock out a horse love. 18:12
Alastor the Game Master: Give or take a day or two, yes. 18:14
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Ooh I'm a good cook!" 18:14
Ophelia Stephenson: "....What." 18:14
Doctor West: "I've stop questioning things. It's like this entire thing is being made up as we go along, you know?" 18:15
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Yeah. Weird." 18:16
Leslie Beeks does no question the logic, as it will invariably lead to the produce section, which I'm quite distant from, growing into a tentacle monster. 18:16
Nadia bint Altair: www.dolldivine.com/users/s/su/263... <--mostly for Penny.)) 18:16
Ophelia Stephenson: "It's almost like reality is being run by a total idiot." 18:17
Doctor West: "With too much free time, at that." 18:17
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Or a group of them... this is too strange to be the work of one idiot" 18:18
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Titania looks like the movie version!
/shot XDD)) 18:18Doctor West: "There are at least six." 18:18
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...Why are we discussing this? Come on, let's go!" 18:19
Corinne Santos (Firefly) nods 18:19
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Those girl scouts could be lurking in the shelves themselves... 18:19
Margerie Ward (Penny): ...It's easy enough to hide in them, believe you me..." 18:19
Doctor West: "...Why do you know this?" 18:20
Margerie Ward (Penny): "I come from a really weird background." 18:20
Doctor West: "...We're gonna have to learn about that. After we fight the killer scouts." 18:21
Ophelia Stephenson: "...Right." 18:21
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "So how do we go about finding them?" 18:22
Doctor West starts pushing the cart around, whistling and ignoring the groans of pain from the person tossed on top. "We shop." 18:22
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Well, what are girlscouts attracted to most?" 18:22
Doctor West: "...bikes?" 18:23
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I don't know, we don't have them where I'm from..." 18:23
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Money, duh! Why else do they go door to door?" 18:24
Doctor West: "...do any of us have the money?" 18:25
Doctor West: "Or is it one of the other two?" 18:26
Corinne Santos (Firefly) takes out elven currency 18:26
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Will this do? 18:26
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Probably." 18:27
Ophelia Stephenson: "Don't use too much." 18:27
Alastor the Game Master: The ground bellow the quartet shakes as a shark toothed girl scout jumps from the ground to eat the fist of elven coins 18:27
Ophelia Stephenson: "We need to actually BUY these groceries t-gyaaaaaaaaaah!" 18:28
Alastor the Game Master: "MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" The shark scout shouts. 18:28
Corinne Santos (Firefly) shreiks and gets her lance out 18:28
Alastor the Game Master: The girl scout has 10 will and a 2 in each stat. 18:29
Alastor the Game Master: She first targets... 18:29
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:29
Nadia bint Altair joined the chat 18:29
Alastor the Game Master: Leslie. Who isn't even near you. 18:29
Nadia bint Altair: ((movie version...?)) 18:29
Doctor West: "...FOLLOW THAT GIRL SCOUT!" 18:29
Doctor West revs chainsaw and runs after 18:30
Nadia bint Altair: ((Could I have Nadia call one of them?)) 18:30
Alastor the Game Master: Sure? 18:31
Margerie Ward (Penny) 's hands start glowing and sparking. Sprints after Dr. West. 18:31
Corinne Santos (Firefly) also sprints after him 18:32
Ophelia Stephenson follows after the group 18:32
Nadia bint Altair: Suddenly, Leslie's cellphone starts vibrating. 18:32
Leslie Beeks notes that there is something happening in the otherside of the store, and readies for the chaos to sweep over to her. 18:32
Leslie Beeks: Mmm, feels goo... ah... "Hello?" 18:33
Nadia bint Altair: "What's going on? Wait...Don't tell they got lost in the grocery store." 18:33
Nadia bint Altair: ((*don't tell me)) 18:34
Leslie Beeks: "Oh, no, I started at the other end of the list so we would meet somewhere in the middle." 18:34
Leslie Beeks: "I think they're causing some kind of destructive riot at the moment. Maybe a tentacle monster is after Doctor West. I'm not sure." 18:35
Nadia bint Altair facepalms. "You should probably check on them at some point." 18:36
Alastor the Game Master: Leslie would find that there was a girl scout with shark teeth jumping at her head then. And that most of the others were chasing after it. 18:36
Leslie Beeks: "Then how would I get anything done? I'm already through most of my side of the... hang on..." 18:36
Leslie Beeks whips out her tomahawk and tries to hit the girl shark in the forehead with it, or at least deflect it's charge away from her with precisely applied violence. 18:37
Leslie Beeks: Skill. 18:37
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 2 18:37
Alastor the Game Master: Luck. 18:38
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 18:38
Alastor the Game Master: With a slight loss of balance, you deflect the shark scout into a tower of muffins on display. 18:39
Margerie Ward (Penny) finally catches up to the area 18:40
Leslie Beeks: "Sorry, some sort of Deep One girlscout. I think we're in a battle. I'll see about getting the rest of the shopping done." 18:40
Alastor the Game Master: The school girl takes... 18:40
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 3 18:40
Leslie Beeks: "Oooh, they have nail polish in that same transparent/rainbow color as your eyes..." 18:41
Alastor the Game Master: Margerie as a target! 18:41
Nadia bint Altair: ((were her eyes transparent?)) 18:41
Alastor the Game Master: "BUY OUR COOKIES!" She shouts as she tries to bite Margerie's arm. 18:41
Leslie Beeks: ((I have no idea who I'm addressing, I just wanted to use the "Transparent/rainbow" gag)) 18:42
Margerie Ward (Penny) pounds her fist, and then has a near fireworks display as electricity shoots off of her to the girlscout 18:42
Nadia bint Altair 18:42
((Oh))
"Leslie it sounds like a warzone in there...Maybe I should go in..."
Alastor the Game Master: Uh... 18:42
Alastor the Game Master: You need to roll for that. Declare what stat and roll 1d6. 18:42
Margerie Ward (Penny): Alright, let's go with... Luck. 18:44
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 2 18:44
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics. 18:45
Nadia bint Altair: Well first I'm waiting on Per's cue whether I should or not. If not then no need for a roll) 18:45
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 18:45
Nadia bint Altair: Oh wait you mean Penny) 18:45
Alastor the Game Master: You succeed in doing... 18:45
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 18:45
Leslie Beeks: "Nothing out of the ordinary, it might not HURT if you come in, but we may need a quick get away... I'll meet you out there..." 18:45
Alastor the Game Master: 1 damage to the scout. 18:46
Alastor the Game Master: 9HP. 18:46
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:46
Alastor the Game Master: Targets Leslie. Again. 18:46
Alastor the Game Master: It claws over to the maid's feet, to try and chew on her legs... 18:46
Nadia bint Altair: "I'll be on standby then...Just gonna move the car to a more accessible position for you guys." 18:47
Doctor West revs chainsaw to swat at the thing. Athletics. 18:47
Doctor West rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:47
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics. 18:47
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 18:47
Alastor the Game Master: Doctor West swats the Deep One Girl Scout at a nearby glass window. He does... 18:48
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:48
Leslie Beeks does my best to head for the check out with all the goods so far gathered. 18:48
Alastor the Game Master: 5 damage. 4HP left. 18:48
Alastor the Game Master: The scout is now just twitching as she slides down the window... 18:49
Alastor the Game Master: She might have a tear swelling up in her eye... 18:50
Ophelia Stephenson sets down her basket of groceries 18:51
Ophelia Stephenson runs at the window and the girl scout, jumping to hit it with a flying kick. 18:51
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics 18:51
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:51
Alastor the Game Master: Luck. 18:51
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:51
Alastor the Game Master: The girl scout explodes upon impact. 18:52
Alastor the Game Master: There is now a small rainbow where she was. 18:52
Alastor the Game Master: You just killed a little girl, even though it was a horrific monster. You bastard. 18:53
Corinne Santos (Firefly) looks around at the nonchalant shoppers 18:53
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "... Does this happen a lot?" 18:53
Ophelia Stephenson lands on the ground 18:53
Alastor the Game Master: They've gotten used to the events of the murderhobos murder maids. 18:54
Ophelia Stephenson: "Objective complete." 18:54
Ophelia Stephenson picks basket back up 18:54
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Well we now know they like elven money..." 18:54
Alastor the Game Master: You all gain... 18:54
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 18:55
Alastor the Game Master: Five favor. 18:55
Alastor the Game Master: Also a box of mint cooks. 18:55
Alastor the Game Master: It's printed in the language of R'lyeh. 18:55
Corinne Santos (Firefly) catches box of mint cookies 18:55
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "This language is strange..." 18:56
Nadia bint Altair: ((A language that induces madness in most people)) 18:56
Ophelia Stephenson: "Awww sweet, these are my favorites!" 18:56
Alastor the Game Master: You all feel like you should go at least a little insane... 18:56
Leslie Beeks has snuck past the GM paid for her half of the supplies, and a few others, gotten five favor, and is now heading out to the car wellllll away from the cookies(honestly, nobody is going to read the box people, you're safe) 18:56
Alastor the Game Master: ...but you actually feel like you got a little bit more sane. 18:57
Leslie Beeks totally does not. 18:57
Corinne Santos (Firefly) drops the box 18:57
Doctor West kicks the cookies into the Pastry section 18:58
Doctor West gets the hell out of this place 18:58
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((SORRY)) 18:58
Alastor the Game Master: ? 18:58
Margerie Ward (Penny): "That was... interesting." 18:59
Margerie Ward (Penny): (I poofed.)) 18:59
Ophelia Stephenson goes to checkout with her basket 18:59
Corinne Santos (Firefly) does the same 18:59
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...Are there even cashiers here still alive?" 19:00
Alastor the Game Master: Yes, oddly enough. 19:00
Leslie Beeks: ((Were last time I checked!)) 19:00
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Do we get a discount for saving you guys" 19:01
Alastor the Game Master: "No." 19:01
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Oh..." 19:01
Alastor the Game Master: "Get the fuck out and never come back." 19:01
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I'm sorry..." 19:02
Ophelia Stephenson: "We'll be back." 19:02
Ophelia Stephenson death stares the Cashier before leaving 19:02
Margerie Ward (Penny) pays and hustles outta there 19:02
Alastor the Game Master: Ophelia gets a stare back. 19:02
Alastor the Game Master: You have just made a new mortal enemy. Frank the Cashier. 19:03
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Is it wrong I was debating having her just kill the cashier while nobody was looking? xD)) 19:03
Alastor the Game Master: Go for it? 19:03
Doctor West runs back in and pays for his cart of shit 19:03
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Alright then~)) 19:03
Doctor West runs back out. 19:03
Margerie Ward (Penny) after Dr. West is done, bes cute and gives the cashier a smile... and then sends out some electricity at him, which would be enough to kill probably. 19:04
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck. 19:04
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:04
Alastor the Game Master: You electrocute the cashier. 19:04
Alastor the Game Master: You bastard. 19:05
Nadia bint Altair: "So, how was everything?" Nadia asks the others as they join her outside and they all begin to load the trunk with groceries. 19:05
Margerie Ward (Penny) gleefully leaves and hops into the van 19:05
Leslie Beeks is waiting in the car with Nadia. 19:05
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Good!" 19:05
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "It was quite odd... is it always this... odd?" 19:05
Ophelia Stephenson packs her stuff and then hops in the car. 19:06
Doctor West: "It was a typical visit. Kill some eldritch horror, get stuff." 19:06
Nadia bint Altair: "Get used to it...Working for the Doctor never gets boring." 19:06
Doctor West builds what ever he needed to. 19:06
Doctor West ...it looks like a cardboard box with the words 'OBARI' on it. 19:06
Margerie Ward (Penny): "...A robot?" 19:07
Doctor West: "A robot suit." 19:07
Doctor West caries it in and sits in the car 19:07
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Why did you build a robot suit with dual-action motors and triple-action firepower but no screen for your face?!" 19:08
Corinne Santos (Firefly) jumps in the car 19:08
Alastor the Game Master: There's a hole for arms and a head... 19:08
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Oh. I assumed those were for drinks." 19:09
Alastor the Game Master: You start driving off... 19:10
Alastor the Game Master: ...and you notice the spirit of the clerk turns the Food Library into a giant monster chasing after you. 19:10
Alastor the Game Master: You really pissed him off! 19:11
Ophelia Stephenson: ":I" 19:11
Leslie Beeks: "Please drive faster." 19:11
Nadia bint Altair: "Alright, who killed the clerk. Fess up!" 19:11
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Oh great..." 19:11
Margerie Ward (Penny) sighs and raises hand 19:11
Margerie Ward (Penny): "He was a jerk though! He deserved it!" 19:11
Doctor West: "...okay, who wants to fight the giant monster while we all drive away?" 19:12
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "Nose goes/" 19:12
Corinne Santos (Firefly): *? 19:12
Nadia bint Altair: "You're not telling me everything!" She pulls out a rosary and turns the dial so that the top of the car opens. "Someone take the wheel!" 19:12
Alastor the Game Master: Note that the stats for this equip requires you to be knowledgeable of giant robots... 19:12
Margerie Ward (Penny): "I am though! He and Ophelia got into a staring contest and he was a jerk to Corinne!" 19:13
Alastor the Game Master 19:13
62 Box Robo Suit
Cost: 10
Requirements: there must be an Otaku or Dojin Artistamong the Master or PCs, and the player must beknowledgeable about this stuff.
Restrictions: You gain a “Box Armor Girl” Special Quality
(Details unknown).
Benefits:
Die Laughing: Your enemies are so overcome with laughter,
that they leave themselves open for that fatal uppercut.
+2 to damage in combat on your first attack, and +1 to all
additional attacks for the rest of the fight, as the enemy is
not sure if the wearer “is being serious or not”.
Honor in Shame: If the Master sees you in this form,
she will not be able to stop laughing and pointing. You
will gain 2 stress, buy you will also gain 1D6 favor.
Notes: An item of dubious regard, this magical (?) plainlooking
electronic appliance cardboard box, cut open
with crude holes for one’s arms and head and worn,
grants the user some mystical abilities. Although people
can not take the suit seriously, the wearer does,
to her enemies chagrin. The box has the name of a
famous robot of the Maid’s choice, hastily scrawled on
the front in black permanent marker.
Nadia bint Altair: "Whatever! You did something and now we have this thing chasing after us....Someone take the wheel I need to banish this thing." 19:13
Margerie Ward (Penny) follows Nadia onto the roof. 19:14
Leslie Beeks takes the wheel and drives. 19:14
Ophelia Stephenson: "Gimme the Box." 19:14
Alastor the Game Master: It's got a 4 in every stat, and thus has 80 HP 19:14
Doctor West hands Ophelia the box 19:14
Ophelia Stephenson pulls out marker 19:15
Nadia bint Altair: "Okay Ophelia, it's up to you to wear it down so I can purge its soul and send it on to heaven!" 19:15
Ophelia Stephenson: I'll make a Cunning roll for my robot knowledge, kay? 19:15
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:15
Alastor the Game Master: Sure. 19:15
Ophelia Stephenson: :I 19:16
Margerie Ward (Penny) concentrates on the monster's eyes, hands begin to glow. 19:16
Alastor the Game Master: ... 19:16
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck again? That's really what magic is. 19:16
Alastor the Game Master: Yeah. 19:16
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:16
Leslie Beeks checks the rear view mirrors and readies a skill check, with a bonus for her Stress explosion being high speed racing, should evasion be necessary. 19:16
Ophelia Stephenson: Did I think of anything? 19:16
Alastor the Game Master: Yes. 19:16
Ophelia Stephenson: How Un-obscure we talking? 19:17
Nadia bint Altair: What was the stat I need for Nadia's powers?) 19:17
Alastor the Game Master: The Big O or the Wing Zero. 19:17
Margerie Ward (Penny): 'Gundam is a show! Gurren Lagann is too!
' /shot 19:17Alastor the Game Master: Common to anyone who watched Toonami as a kid, basically. 19:18
Alastor the Game Master: You used Cunning, I think. 19:18
Ophelia Stephenson quickly scribbles Big O on the box and puts it on. 19:18
Ophelia Stephenson: "Show time." 19:18
Alastor the Game Master: Hang on. 19:19
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I feel like I should do something" 19:19
Ophelia Stephenson crawls up ontop of the car, through the sun roof. 19:19
Alastor the Game Master 19:19
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You hear someone shout "BIG OPHELIA! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWTIME!"
Ophelia Stephenson: "HEY MINIMUM WAGE!" 19:19
Ophelia Stephenson: she yells at the monster 19:20
Alastor the Game Master: The enemy Megadeus monster glares at the Maid. 19:20
Alastor the Game Master: ...he begins to slowly laugh at Maidadeus. 19:21
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((Mine didn't hit, right?)) 19:21
Alastor the Game Master: *at the Maidadeus 19:21
Alastor the Game Master: Sorry, forgot! 19:21
Nadia bint Altair starts to channel her power. 19:21
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics 19:21
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:21
Margerie Ward (Penny): ((It can happen now at least, now that it's laughing? So more TEAMWORK?)) 19:21
Ophelia Stephenson: "THAT 7.25 AN HOUR BETTER BE WORTH IT, ASSHAT" 19:21
Alastor the Game Master: It nudges slightly to the left, the magic missing it. 19:22
Alastor the Game Master: It takes its hand and swats at... 19:22
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:22
Alastor the Game Master: ...doctor west. 19:22
Ophelia Stephenson jumps off the car and runs to go punch the monster in the face 19:22
Leslie Beeks swerves to keep the monster from hitting 19:22
Ophelia Stephenson: "SUDDEN IMPACT!" 19:22
Leslie Beeks: Skill 19:22
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:22
Doctor West sees the hand, rolls out of the way 19:22
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics 19:22
Leslie Beeks: ((Bye Dr. West)) 19:22
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:22
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics. 19:23
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I'm gonna die, gonna die" 19:23
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:23
Alastor the Game Master: Doctor West, despite being swatted out of the car, is somehow okay... You won't hear from him for a week, though... 19:23
Alastor the Game Master: Rolling for luck against the Maidadeus. 19:24
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:24
Alastor the Game Master: He takes 14 damage! 19:24
Alastor the Game Master: 64 HP left! 19:24
Ophelia Stephenson: Including the +2 for Box Robo? 19:24
Ophelia Stephenson: ...shit 19:25
Margerie Ward (Penny) gives a small scream of rage, and tries to go again. 19:25
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck again. 19:25
Corinne Santos (Firefly) jumps to the top of the car ready to fight too 19:25
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:25
Nadia bint Altair continues to channel her power. 19:25
Nadia bint Altair: cunning 19:25
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:25
Corinne Santos (Firefly) takes out lance 19:26
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Skill 19:26
Corinne Santos (Firefly) rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:26
Nadia bint Altair: The banishing prayer gains more strength and the chances of success increase. 19:26
Alastor the Game Master: Hang on, lemme deal with these one by one... 19:30
Alastor the Game Master 19:30
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck again.
Rolling for Athletics.
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:30
Alastor the Game Master: Miss. 19:30
Alastor the Game Master 19:30
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Skill
Luck.
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:30
Alastor the Game Master: Miss. 19:31
Margerie Ward (Penny) is sort of a ball of rage now, since her electricity didn't work that time. Her whole body is starting to produce static. 19:31
Alastor the Game Master 19:31
Nadia bint Altair: cunning
Luck
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:31
Margerie Ward (Penny): Luck, one last time ((if she misses will she take stress?)) 19:31
Alastor the Game Master: Hit! 19:31
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:32
Corinne Santos (Firefly) goes flying 19:32
Alastor the Game Master: You dealt... 31 damage! 33 HP left! 19:32
Alastor the Game Master: The monster targets... 19:32
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:32
Alastor the Game Master: Ophelia. 19:32
Alastor the Game Master: It brings its' claw down aiming at the driver seat, with a... 19:33
Ophelia Stephenson: "COME AT ME BRO" 19:33
Alastor the Game Master: Athletics. 19:33
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:33
Alastor the Game Master: 8 challenge. 19:33
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics to dodge/counter 19:33
Alastor the Game Master 19:33
Margerie Ward (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 2
Luck.
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:33
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:33
Nadia bint Altair continues to channel more power, the spell increasing in strength. 19:33
Alastor the Game Master: It's a match for Penny, dealing 2 Stress/HP to both. 19:34
Alastor the Game Master: 31 HP. 19:34
Alastor the Game Master 19:34
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics to dodge/counter
Luck.
Alastor the Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:34
Corinne Santos (Firefly) gets up and prepares to attack again 19:34
Alastor the Game Master: Ophelia dodges, and opens for a counter! 19:34
Alastor the Game Master: Roll for a counter, Meka. 19:34
Nadia bint Altair: cunning roll for anticipated death blow 19:35
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:35
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics! 19:35
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:35
Nadia bint Altair: (She's not gonna do it right now only when it's "near death" so to speak) 19:35
Alastor the Game Master 19:36
Nadia bint Altair: cunning roll for anticipated death blow 19:35
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 5
-31 HP (there's no charging spells, so you're gaining the bonus from the Big O-phelia box). The monster has 2HP left.
Alastor the Game Master: Ophelia performs the finishing blow! 19:37
Alastor the Game Master: The monster begins to crumble, the spirit inhabiting it flying away from battle. 19:37
Nadia bint Altair lauches the banishing spell at the same time Big O-phelia attacks. 19:38
Ophelia Stephenson: "CHROME BUSTER" she yells as she kicks it in the face before being sentflying back to the car from the no doubt ensuing explosion 19:38
Nadia bint Altair: It strikes the spirit, purging it of negative energy and sending it on to heaven. 19:38
Alastor the Game Master: Shortly after the prayer, you see the light of heaven open again... 19:39
Alastor the Game Master: ...and the soul of Frank the Cashier comes falling to the ground. He's still too pissed to be in heaven, so he's getting sent to some cult instead. 19:40
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "...Well that happened..." 19:41
Ophelia Stephenson: From atop the car Big O-Phelia yells "Seeya Later Fucker!" at Frank. 19:41
Nadia bint Altair sighs and puts away the rosary. "I did my best." 19:42
Doctor West lands on the lawn of some old man with lawn gnomes... 19:43
Doctor West looks around 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson climbs back inside and takes off the Box 19:43
Doctor West takes his lawn gnomes and runs the hell away 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson: ... 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson: ((Al, you didn't.)) 19:44
Ophelia Stephenson: ((you stole old man henderson's wee men)) 19:44
Alastor the Game Master: Yes. Yes I did. I did say he was going to show up once... 19:44
Alastor the Game Master: ...He gonna want to kill you people.
19:46Corinne Santos (Firefly) gets back in car 19:46
Corinne Santos (Firefly): "I'm not that good at this" 19:46
Margerie Ward (Penny): "Ugh..." 19:47
Nadia bint Altair: "You'll improve." 19:47
Margerie Ward (Penny) feels drained, sits next to Corinne 19:47
Nadia bint Altair gets in the front passenger seat. 19:48
Alastor the Game Master: The rest of the ride is rather normal, within a few hours you all return home. 19:51
Alastor the Game Master: WAT DO NOW 19:52
Nadia bint Altair: end it there? 19:53
Margerie Ward (Penny): Yeah. 19:53
Corinne Santos (Firefly): Yep 19:53
Ophelia Stephenson: We all put away the groceries. 19:53
Alastor the Game Master: Aaaand end. 19:54
