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Post by JW% on Sept 10, 2012 0:57:55 GMT -5
AL: Athletics:2 Affection:1 Skill:1 Cunning:3 Luck:2 Will:3 Boyish and Cool Wears a Purple dress with Navy highlights Has Cream eyes and Vermillion hair Is Sickly Is a Neat Freak Is a Ghost Is an Angel/Demon Was an orphan adopted to become a Maid. Fights with Psychic Powers Tenacious (for the cost of 2 Stress, can recover from being defeated)
Trauma from: History of Suicide Physical Complex: Looks Old Menal Complex: Ashamed of Upbringing
Masters Favor: 2 Spirit: 30
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meka: Athletics:4 Affection:2 Skill:0 Cunning:3 Luck:2 Will:2 Very Boyish Wears a Beige dress with Gray highlights Has Blye eyes and Silver hair Is Nekomimi Has Dark Skin Is a Runaway Wears Glasses Is a Distant Relative adopted to become a Maid When stressed will Mercilessly Tease her fellow Maids Fights with a Bola Super Evasive(1D6 stress to evade 1 attack)
Trauma from: Vehicle Accident Physical Complex: Muscular Menal Complex: Narcoleptic
Masters Favor: 4 Spirit: 20
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Penny: Athletics:2 Affection:3 Skill:2 Cunning:1 Luck:1 Will:4 Very Heroic Wears a Gold dress with purple highlights Has an Overactive Imagination Has multicolored hair Is a Pyromaniac Is a Nymphomaniac Followed her Unrequited Love to become a Maid Fights with a Bazooka Absolute Maid (no penalties for being out of uniform)
Trauma from: Close Friends Betrayal Physical Complex: Body Odor Menal Complex: Self Loathing
Masters Favor: 6 Spirit: 40 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JB:(Butler)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JW%: Master type: Small child (8 years) Dark Skin Wears Uniform with Miniskirt Masochist Angel/Demon Source of Authority: Wealth Favorite Maid: Pure Stress Explosion: Spoiled Brat Green eyes, Navy hair
Setting is "Horror" Mansion(an artificial planet) is in space With a Laboratory With a Dungeon With a Torture Room (anyone can spend 2D6 favor to use Punish or Lie Detector ability) With "Traces of Memory"(Meka gains 10 favor for being a distance relative, not calculated in yet)
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Post by mekasoundwave on Sept 10, 2012 1:04:49 GMT -5
Name: Ellie Fairchild Age: 21
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Post by Alastor on Sept 10, 2012 1:15:05 GMT -5
Name: Shammy Fokker Age: 17
Obvious Macross reference, I know.
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Post by Penny on Sept 10, 2012 8:31:32 GMT -5
Kelly Young Age: 10
(Hey, if I have to be in love with the eight year old Master...)
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Post by Alastor on Sept 10, 2012 14:51:29 GMT -5
...you forgot to add what Penny and I characters do to handle stress. So I copypasta'd the bios for it and added it.
AL: Name is Shammy Fokker Is 17 years old Athletics:2 Affection:1 Skill:1 Cunning:3 Luck:2 Will:3 Boyish and Cool Wears a Purple dress with Navy highlights Has Cream eyes and Vermillion hair Is Sickly Is a Neat Freak Is a Ghost Is an Angel/Demon Was an orphan adopted to become a Maid. When stressed will go into prayer Fights with Psychic Powers Tenacious (for the cost of 2 Stress, can recover from being defeated)
Trauma from: History of Suicide Physical Complex: Looks Old Menal Complex: Ashamed of Upbringing
Masters Favor: 2 Spirit: 30
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meka: Name is Ellie Fairchild Is 21 years old Athletics:4 Affection:2 Skill:0 Cunning:3 Luck:2 Will:2 Very Boyish Wears a Beige dress with Gray highlights Has Blye eyes and Silver hair Is Nekomimi Has Dark Skin Is a Runaway Wears Glasses Is a Distant Relative adopted to become a Maid When stressed will Mercilessly Tease her fellow Maids Fights with a Bola Super Evasive(1D6 stress to evade 1 attack)
Trauma from: Vehicle Accident Physical Complex: Muscular Menal Complex: Narcoleptic
Masters Favor: 4 Spirit: 20
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Penny: Name is Kelly Young Is 10 years old Athletics:2 Affection:3 Skill:2 Cunning:1 Luck:1 Will:4 Very Heroic Wears a Gold dress with purple highlights Has an Overactive Imagination Has multicolored hair Is a Pyromaniac Is a Nymphomaniac Followed her Unrequited Love to become a Maid When stressed will go out shopping Fights with a Bazooka Absolute Maid (no penalties for being out of uniform)
Trauma from: Close Friends Betrayal Physical Complex: Body Odor Menal Complex: Self Loathing
Masters Favor: 6 Spirit: 40
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Post by Alastor on Sept 10, 2012 16:49:04 GMT -5
JB's maid:
Name is Taia Jones 18 years old (at least physically) Athletics: 0 Affection: 1 Skill: 1 Cunning: 3 Luck: 3 Will: 4 Heroine and Lolita Wears a indigo dress with sky blue highlights Has Vermillion eyes and Brown hair Is a Womanizer Is a Zombie/Mummy Is a Princess Has a Southern Accent (Mississisippi Dialect) Is a Maid do to Business When stressed, will begin Complaining Fights with a Hammer Tenacious (for the cost of 2 Stress, can recover from being defeated)
Trauma from: Miscarriage Physical Complex: Body Odor Mental Complex: Loves to Sleep
Masters Favor: 2 Spirit: 40
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Post by JB on Sept 11, 2012 19:18:37 GMT -5
Athletics: 1 Affection: 3 Skill: 3 Cunning: 2 Luck: 2 Will: 1 Uniform Color: » gray Hair Color: » gold Eye Color: » pink Maid Types: » Cool & Cool Special Qualities: » Armor, Assassin Favored Attribute: » Skill Maid Power: » Instant Cleaning, Stalking Maid Roots: » Admirer of Maids Maid Weapon: » Kung Fu Weapon Stress Explosion: » Spoiled Child
JB Your name is Ezra Gozer. You are 19 years old. You have pink eyes and gold hair, and wear a gray maid uniform. You are very cool; others describe you as expressionless, unflappable and doll-like.
Your maid uniform is actually a stylized suit of metal armor. On the surface, you are nothing more than a mere maid; beneath, you are secretly a cold-hearted killer for hire.
You have long admired maids, and through much hard work you've finally become one yourself. In combat, you wield a kung fu weapon, such as nunchucks, three-section staff, tonfa, sai, tai chi sword, and so forth. When you are extremely upset, you act like a spoiled child, making demands from the master. Due to your notable Skill, you have the ability Instant Cleaning. Add +1 to your Skill for the purposes of cleaning. You also have the power of Stalking; When you're following someone, there's no chance for them to detect you. Don't even bother rolling dice.
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Post by JW% on Sept 11, 2012 19:22:15 GMT -5
Name is Leslie Beeks 18 years old Athletics: 3 Affection: 2 Skill: 4 Cunning: 1 Luck: 3 Will: 4 Uniform Color: metallic red and purple Hair Color: silver Eye Color: rainbow Maid Types: Cool & Heroine Special Qualities: Sickly, pteradactyl symbol, Freckles Favored Attribute: Skill Maid Power: Ultimate Menu Maid Roots: Childhood Friend Maid Weapon: Twin tomahawks, for throwing or melee Stress Explosion: Racing
Masters Favor: 27 Spirit: 40
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Post by Alastor on Sept 11, 2012 21:51:18 GMT -5
Name is Nadia bint Altair 17 years old Athletics: 2 Affection: 2 Skill: 3 Cunning: 6 Luck: 3 Will: 0 Double Sexy Wears a Transparent dress Has yellow eyes and Purple hair Is a Priestess Has an Overactive Imagination Wears a Miniskirt Is a Maid because OF REVEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE When stressed, will begin binging on food Fights with an exotic weapon (Snake Blade) Coercion (If you win a roll of Cunning Vs. Athletics,you can completely damage or tear off someone’s clothes, even “accidentally”.)
Masters Favor: 27 Spirit: 0
Alko's character.
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Post by Penny on Sept 11, 2012 22:40:57 GMT -5
Name is Orijanna Quain 20 years old (appears to be) Athletics: 0 Affection: 3 Skill: 2 Cunning: 2 Luck: 3 Will: 1 Pure and Lolita Wears a Green dress Has blue eyes and blonde hair Is a Vampire Is an Albino Is covered in Patchwork Is a Maid because... Who Knows? When stressed, will begin binging on food Fights with Spear Passionate Gaze (With just a glance, you can ingratiate yourself with the master, taking 1D6 Stress to gain 1D3 Favor.)
Masters Favor: 23 Spirit: 10
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Post by mekasoundwave on Sept 12, 2012 0:36:46 GMT -5
Name is Ophelia Stephenson 19 years old (appears to be) Athletics: 3 Affection: 1 Cunning: 3 Skill: 1 Luck: 3 Will: 0 Cool and Sexy. Wears a Green dress Has Metallic eyes and Gray hair Is a Cyborg Is a Princess Has a Bad Expression Is a Maid because... it's just Business- you want the cash. When stressed, will begin Crying like a babby Fights Hand-to-Hand Iron Wall (You can use your Athletics attribute to defend up to two other characters.)
Masters Favor: 9 Spirit: 0
Has the 'Big Ophelia' Box Robo Suit.
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Post by Alastor on Sept 12, 2012 0:59:14 GMT -5
Name is Dr. Casanova Frankenstien 46 years old Is an Aristocrat Wears a white labcoat over a black suit (don't ask) Has cream eyes and purple hair Athletics: 0 Affection: 2 Cunning: 1 Luck: 1 Will: 2 Has horrible burn scars on his back Lives at his own pace Is a Magician Power Source is fear and noble's blood.
When stressed, will go to sleep.
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Post by Alastor on Sept 12, 2012 1:08:07 GMT -5
Mood is Light and Romantic World is Early Modern (late 1800s, early 1900s) Mansion traits: 1. Preliminary Construction (Underground or somewhere nearby, there is the preliminary construction for a mansion. If the current mansion it destroyed for whatever reason, a new one can be built once for the next session.) 2. Self-Destruct Switch (The mansion is equipped with a switch that will annihilate it in an instant. The Master can eliminate any NPC instantly, but will lose his mansion in the process.) 3. Medical Room (A room set up for medical treatment. You can spend your own Favor to reduce the Stress of another PC, without having to roll.) 4. Soundproof (Short of using a wiretap or some such, it’s impossible to hear what’s going on in one room from another.) 5. Game Room (The mansion has a room for playing games, preferably games of chance like mahjong or poker. It’s possible to play games in such a way that the loser can remove an article of clothing rather than take Stress.) 6. Portrait (A portrait of the Master. The character with the highest Affection can, once per day, gaze at the portrait and gain 2 points of Favor.) 7. Beach (There’s a private beach right next to the mansion. Roll an extra die for any Romantic Activities done by two people on the beach) 8. Indoor Pool (There’s an indoor pool with pleasantly warm water. The cost of swimsuit costume changes is halved (round down).) Chatzy: www.chatzy.com/77094280318938Password: henshin
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Post by Alastor on Sept 12, 2012 2:26:44 GMT -5
Reitanger Logs: Episode 0: Elder God Appears, a Non-Canon Prologue! Meka joined the chat 23:08
Meka: first 23:08
JW% joined the chat 23:09
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) joined the chat 23:09
Al joined the chat 23:09
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Hee~ 23:09
Al: Fir- OH GODDAMMIT 23:09
Al: The name translates into 'Maid Taskforce Frilly Ranger'. 23:10
JW% changed name to Leslie Beeks 23:10
Leslie Beeks finds the broom to sweep the sand off the hardwood floor of the entry way... 23:11
Al: Y'all can RP if you want. 23:11
Al: Won't be canon and will be cleared by me, but you can. 23:11
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Ok 23:12
Al: Dialog should be done in Quotation marks, though. 23:12
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) goes to water the tentacle plants. 23:12
Leslie Beeks: "Why is it everyone has to walk through the sand before they come in?" 23:12
Leslie Beeks: ((Do we HAVE tentacle plants this time around?)) 23:13
Al: "Because there is a beach nearby, nitwit!" 23:13
Al: Let me check. 23:13
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Can we?)) 23:13
Al: Sure. 23:13
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Great!)) 23:14
Leslie Beeks: ((Well... we're going to certainly have tentacle MONSTERS... probably from the sea... but are we raising our own plants too?)) 23:14
Al: Also? 23:14
Al: Old Man Henderson is canon for this game. 23:14
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) smacks a wandering tentacle. "Well...it's a beachfront property...Sand is everywhere." 23:14
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Who...?)) 23:15
Al: 1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson THE MAN WHO WON CALL OF CTHULHU. 23:15
Leslie Beeks: ((Old Man Henderson ain't been born yet! He was Modern Day setting. Particularly given the "dropping a cruise ship on the cultists by way of freight helicopter" bit...)) 23:16
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((.......)) 23:16
Al: He killed Hastur. 23:16
Al: It doesn't matter; he's canon. 23:16
Leslie Beeks: ((But if he's canon for this... that means we have some loop holes for destroying the eldergods!)) 23:17
Al: Yep! :D 23:17
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) finishes watering the tentacle plants and moves closer to the master, cleaning a random piece of furniture. 23:18
Al: ...I just extended the game, didn't I? 23:18
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien joined the chat 23:18
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...what are you doing, Maid." 23:19
Leslie Beeks: "Sweeping Dr. Frankenstien" 23:21
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Cleaning this mantel...It's very dusty." She stops to slide a finger across the mantel, then showing it to him before wiping it off on her cloth and going back to work. 23:21
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien slowly turns gaze from Nadia to newspaper 23:23
Al: ((Henderson is now your extra member. Congrats, the universe is broken.)) 23:24
Leslie Beeks: ((Our Butler is Henderson?)) 23:24
Leslie Beeks: ((We're gonna diiiie...)) 23:24
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): me continues cleaning, but starts to mutter something under her breath. If one had extrasensory hearing they might have detected a prayer. 23:24
Al: ((Possibly!)) 23:24
Al: ((And every likely.)) 23:24
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): */me continues cleaning, but starts to mutter something under her breath. If one had extrasensory hearing they might have detected a prayer. 23:25
Leslie Beeks suddenly feels a cold sensation running up her spine. 23:25
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((AGAIN)) 23:25
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) continues cleaning, but starts to mutter something under her breath. If one had extrasensory hearing they might have detected a prayer. <--fixed 23:25
Leslie Beeks joined the chat 23:26
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): After a while, she glances back towards the Doctor. "Mother woud weep to see such housekeeping...Too bad she's dead!" A weapon in hand, she rushes towards him, time appearing to slow down for everyone but her. 23:27
Butler Henderson joined the chat 23:27
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...Clever girl!" 23:27
Butler Henderson is looking for his goddamn lawn gnomes. 23:28
Al: Okay, lemme pull up the page on battle mechanics... 23:28
Al: Okay. 23:28
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((It's not canon so it may not actually happen like this)) 23:29
Al: Name what stat you're rolling and then roll 1d6. 23:29
Leslie Beeks "eeps" and dives for cover. Athletics 23:29
Al: But It gives me an excuse to teach ya how to play! :D 23:29
Al rolled a die. The die showed: 2 23:29
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 3 23:29
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): which ever stat counts for using Priestess powers? 23:29
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 4 23:30
Leslie Beeks: ((Will power I'd think)) 23:30
Al: Challenge succeeds, you jump behind the couch. 23:30
Al: Nadia rolled a 0. Because you can't multiply by 0, silly! 23:30
Al: ...well you can, but you get nothing. 23:31
Leslie Beeks: ((One probably assumes she needs a bit more ritual to boost her Will to at least 1 before casting a spell...)) 23:31
Al: You failed the roll- for this level of a challenge you needed a ten. 23:31
Leslie Beeks: ((Either that, or "Cunning" is the stat for her spell casting...)) 23:31
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Ah well)) 23:32
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Hmmm...I could repurpose cunning for that)) 23:32
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((What do you think Al?)) 23:32
Al: 4-6 is a basic success, 6-8 is 'Difficult for an amateur, but easy for a pro', 8-9 is 'Something only a pro can pull off.' and 10+ is so hard it gives the universe an ulcer 23:33
Al: Go for it. 23:33
Leslie Beeks: ((The question is if you believe your magic to come from your intellect, or your faith...)) 23:33
Leslie Beeks: ((Or, alternately, maybe 'Luck' could be used. I don't know, this is kinda for you to make the case for... I'd go with Willpower/Spirit myself...)) 23:34
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((I'd like to say intellect, if only because apparently I can use my cunning to coerce people into stripping)) 23:35
Al: Roll for it. 23:35
Leslie Beeks: ((Actually, you use your cunning to arrange "accidents" that tear off the clothing...)) 23:35
Al: Declare stat and roll. 23:35
Leslie Beeks: (("Oops, I bumped you into that sharp table end... it seems to have caught on a seam for your shirt..." . . . not that the Master gets any penalties applied to them when they're naked, nooo, it's just the Maids...)) 23:36
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: I think the butlers do too. 23:37
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): She frowns and decides to try another spell, one to weaken him by firing up his libido and lulling him to complacency. Cunning 23:37
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 1 23:37
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): (DAMNIT) 23:38
Al: Difficulty is still ten. 23:38
Al: You fail. 23:38
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien raises eyebrow 23:38
Leslie Beeks: ((1 multiplied by Cunning, a 6... yeah... though you could have misfired...)) 23:38
Leslie Beeks is hiding behind the couch, trying to crawl away into the next room, but pauses to cough. 23:39
Leslie Beeks: Luck(to avoid detection) 23:39
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 4 23:39
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "You having a brain aneurism?" 23:39
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((It hits Leslie? OR WORSE...a tentacle plant)) 23:39
Al: Succeeds. 23:39
Butler Henderson is hit by the libido prayer 23:39
Butler Henderson is now high off his ass. 23:40
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((It's supposed to make him horny, not high...)) 23:40
Leslie Beeks has escaped into the kitchen, and makes a dash for the back door... 23:40
Al: He's old man henderson, it's probably the same thing for him. 23:40
Leslie Beeks: ((Al, you have the Seduction rules, I'm sure...)) 23:41
Al: Let me skip over to them... 23:41
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "No! But you are responsible for the death of my parents, and you must pay!" 23:41
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...which ones were your parents?" 23:41
Al: Okay! 23:42
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Altair and Radha...They were killed in one of your experiments with magic." 23:42
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...A lot of people died with my magical experiments, it happens every Monday." 23:43
Al: Rules for Seduction. 23:43
Al: Roll for cunning. 23:43
Al: And since Butler Henderson has no stats yet... I'll give him a 4 in all stats until I roll him up. 23:44
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "These were especially heinous! You were trying to create false life!" ((Do I use ten-sided die?)) 23:44
Al: 1d6. 23:44
Leslie Beeks: "Fridays too Master." The voice called in from the kitchen. "You upped your scheduel since the Crowley and Lovecraft firm opened a branch in town." 23:45
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...What part of every Monday don't you understand, girl?" 23:45
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: The man calls back "Mondays are artificial life, though. Thank you for reminding me, however." 23:46
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: Rolling for favor gain... IIRC, it's roll 1d6... 23:46
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien rolled a die. The die showed: 2 23:46
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: Per gained +2 Master's Favor. 23:46
Leslie Beeks: "Fridays are Opening Gateways to release Abominations Sir! It's on your calender and everything." 23:46
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Of course it is!" 23:47
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((KK)) "Hmph! I call upon my goddess to weaken this man using her arts and wiles...Make him succumb to me." 23:47
Leslie Beeks: ((EVERYTHING is 1D6. Unless it's a set amount or 2D6... or the freaky 3D6)) 23:47
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 3 23:47
Butler Henderson: Defending with Cunning. 23:47
Butler Henderson rolled a die. The die showed: 2 23:47
Al: You seduced Old Man Henderson! 23:48
Al: ...I hope you realize how horrible of a death you've gained. 23:48
Butler Henderson floats on over to Nadia 23:48
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Good thing this isn't canon?) 23:49
Leslie Beeks: ((He should totally be Young Man Henderson in this setting...)) 23:49
Leslie Beeks makes a run out the back door, as the mansions self destruct is certain to be triggered soon... 23:49
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "And that's how you we got this butler, correct?" 23:49
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Overpower him, Henderson. Make sure he can't leave." 23:50
Butler Henderson: "My dear, have I told you how much you remind me of my favorite Lawn Gnome?" He asked, in a thick Scottish accent that you couldn't tell if was real or not... 23:50
Leslie Beeks: There's no answer from the kitchen... ((Aren't Butlers supposed to lose favor if they seduce, or ARE seduced?)) 23:50
Butler Henderson: Lemme check. 23:50
Butler Henderson: They only lose favor when seducing. 23:51
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Part of me wonders if I'm really writing this.)) 23:51
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "..." 23:51
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien clears throat. 23:51
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "HASTUR!" 23:51
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "HASTUR!" 23:51
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "HA-" 23:51
Butler Henderson attempts to punch the master 23:52
Butler Henderson: Challenge is 10. 23:52
Butler Henderson rolled a die. The die showed: 2 23:52
Leslie Beeks: HOLD IT! 23:52
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 3 23:52
Leslie Beeks: I'm spending 3 Favor to trigger a random event that distracts you all from whatever you're doing! 23:53
Al: What stat are you rolling for? 23:53
Leslie Beeks: When triggering a random event you lose 1d6 of Favor. 23:53
Al: RANDOM EVENT TABLE IS GO! 23:53
Leslie Beeks: Presumably because you're getting blamed for whatever wackiness just distracted everyone. 23:53
Al: First die is ones, second is tens. 23:54
Al rolled a die. The die showed: 4 23:54
Al rolled a die. The die showed: 3 23:54
Al: The military comes to the mansion to collect a levy! Opposing them means fighting the government! 23:54
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...shit." 23:54
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "MAIDS! ATTACK THE GOVERNMENT!" 23:55
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "....This will have to wait, sir." /me says as she complies with his orders 23:55
Al: Okay... 23:56
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "....This will have to wait, sir." She said, complying with his orders to attack the military *FIXED* 23:56
Al: You are faced by a single tank! 23:56
Al: Challenge is 8! 23:56
Leslie Beeks: Skill 23:56
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 1 23:56
Al: ...it's some how easier to destroy than killing the master! 23:56
Al: Leslie fails! The turret aims at her...! 23:57
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) starts to pray for the men operating the tank to be overcome with lust. Cunning 23:57
Leslie Beeks flinches as my tomahawk bounces off the tank. Ooooh gonna die now... 23:57
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 6 23:57
Leslie Beeks: ((Um... are the tank pilots going to be making out with EACH OTHER?!)) 23:57
Al: Lust overcomes the operators! 23:58
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Yeah...maybe)) 23:58
Al: ....They fire anyway! It's a lust for death, baby! 23:58
Al: Roll for stress gain. 23:58
Al: 1d6. 23:58
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 6 23:58
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 4 23:58
Al: Okay... 23:58
Al: Also roll for damage of your maid uniform. 23:59
Al: Wait.. 0:00
Leslie Beeks is flung by the explosion, and lands on the sandy beach, coughing up blood, but staggers gamely back to her feet. 0:00
Al: Sorry, misread that... 0:00
Al: Your maid uniform is damaged, you lost or were dirtied... 0:00
Al rolled a die. The die showed: 1 0:00
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): who? 0:00
Al: Headdress. 0:00
Al: You both lost your headdress! 0:01
Al: -1 to all dice rolls. 0:01
Leslie Beeks: "My brass tiara is all smudged and covered in sand now! Do you know how hard it is to buff that out?!" 0:01
Al: The tank moves forward to the mansion! 0:01
Butler Henderson runs out, charging a Big Bang Punch 0:02
Leslie Beeks: ((Also, while I know my Spirit is fine, shouldn't Nadia be suffering some penalty for losing six out of her 0?)) 0:02
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Oh well, I have more ribbons." 0:02
Butler Henderson: Athletics. 0:02
Leslie Beeks: ((Okay, not "fine" but only 4 out of 40 has been lost...)) 0:02
Butler Henderson rolled a die. The die showed: 5 0:02
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: She now has... -6 stress. 0:03
Al: She's binging on food for six minutes. 0:03
Al: Six minutes in real life. 0:03
Al: at 00:09, she'll stop. 0:03
Leslie Beeks: . . . Kitchens open! 0:03
Al: As for OMH.... 0:04
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) gets up and runs back into the mansion, heading for the kitchen to indulge in her greatest vice. 0:04
Al: Just as soon has he jumped up and hit the tank, it was destroyed in a sonic boom! 0:04
Leslie Beeks collapses into the sand face first. 0:05
Al: The other tanks turned around. 0:05
Al: They ain't fucking with that kind of shit. 0:05
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: He gains... 0:05
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien rolled a die. The die showed: 3 0:05
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: 3 Favor. 0:06
Leslie Beeks finally gets herself up, brushes off the sand, and heads towards the kitchen to fix lunch. 0:06
Leslie Beeks: Skill 0:06
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 6 0:06
Butler Henderson: Rolling on the table again... 0:06
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: You make a godly feast. 0:07
Butler Henderson rolled a die. The die showed: 4 0:07
Butler Henderson is down to 0 favor again 0:07
Al rolled a die. The die showed: 4 0:07
Al rolled a die. The die showed: 3 0:07
Leslie Beeks: ((Don't you get FIRED at 0 favor?)) 0:07
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: ((I think so.)) 0:08
Leslie Beeks proudly sets out the godly feast for the Master, and Nadia, hoping to make them feel a little better... 0:08
Butler Henderson: "...You're fired, Henderson. 0:08
Butler Henderson: " 0:08
Butler Henderson: ((...)) 0:08
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...Why you took the words out of my mouth, butler!" 0:08
Butler Henderson takes off petty coat. Storms out of Mansion. 0:09
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) returns from food-binging, perked up and ready to continue. 0:09
Leslie Beeks: "D... did you like the lunch I fixed for you Nadia?" 0:09
Al: Rerolling on the table. It was tanks again. 0:09
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Yes. It's clear you have a passion and talent for it." 0:10
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: Wait, no. My bad. 0:10
Al: ... 0:10
Leslie Beeks: ((Whatever it is, we blame Henderson for it!)) 0:10
Al begins laughing. 0:10
Al: A cursed bloodline! The family tree makes it all too clear! The maids are actually all blood relatives of the Master! 0:10
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...When did we get that family tree?" 0:11
Leslie Beeks gasps 0:11
Leslie Beeks: "That's why the government was after us!" 0:11
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "..and you're all on it. Huh." 0:11
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...I blame Henderson. 0:11
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: " 0:11
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "But how...?" 0:11
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "I dunno, fucking genetical magnets?" 0:12
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): The shock is such that she drops to the ground in a faint. 0:12
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: Roll for stress. 0:12
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 6 0:13
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 4 0:13
Al: Nadia is eating again... 0:13
Leslie Beeks: Gentle Cress Maid. 0:13
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((How? She fainted)) 0:13
Al: And Leslie isn't even shocked, apparently! 0:13
Leslie Beeks: Not so much, no. 0:14
Al: ...Sleep eating. Or she eats when she wakes. 0:14
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): The latter then 0:14
Leslie Beeks fixes Nadia more food to help her get over her stress... 0:14
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...Shit, she fainted." 0:14
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "HENDERS-" 0:14
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "..." 0:14
Butler Henderson walks back in. Looks livid. 0:15
Butler Henderson: "Ahem." 0:15
Butler Henderson: "Hastur. Hastur. Hastur." 0:15
Al: Henderson summons Hastur of the Lovecraftian Mythos! 0:16
Al: The monstrosity has summoning sickness! 0:16
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "..." 0:16
Leslie Beeks grabs up the fainted Nadia and runs out the door, expecting an explosion to consume the mansion, and the monstrosity. 0:16
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien slams the self-destruct switch. 0:16
Leslie Beeks: Willpower to not look back. 0:16
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 6 0:16
Al: You never look in that direction again. 0:17
Leslie Beeks: That also means I somehow found the inner strength to carry Nadia out of the explosion that hopefully destroyed Hastur... 0:17
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien is sitting in the same spot, a dead abomination and a happier Henderson next to him. 0:18
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Am I the only one going "WAT" at the crazyness?)) 0:18
Butler Henderson: "I fackin' love it when things explode! :D" 0:18
Leslie Beeks: ((Noooo, no you're not....)) 0:18
Butler Henderson: It's Maid RPG, and it's being ran by me. 0:19
Butler Henderson: Batshit insanity is going to be normal. 0:19
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) wakes up. "Hmmm? What happened? Oh, I feel so hungry..." 0:19
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien grabs the charred carcass of Hastur 0:19
Leslie Beeks collapses from the weight, and breaks into a coughing fit, staining the sand red with blood... 0:20
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "This is being mounted." 0:20
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Henderson, you're rehired." 0:20
Al: Affection gain... 0:20
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien rolled a die. The die showed: 1 0:20
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: One. 0:20
Leslie Beeks: ((My willpower roll of "Never looking in that direction again" applies to the mounted Elder God that drives Mortal Minds Insane on gazing on it.)) 0:20
Butler Henderson: Yep. 0:21
Butler Henderson: It's being proudly mounted on the mantle. 0:21
Butler Henderson: You hated that mantle anyway. 0:22
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Guys I think I'll turn in now...it's late 0:22
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: And in a single half day, the normal actions of the mansion had been completed. 0:23
Al: The session is over. Go home now. 0:23
Leslie Beeks continues to cough blood until the sea runs red. Aiy Fthang Cthulhu! 0:24 Name is Shudde M'ell 18 years old (appears to be) Athletics: 3 Affection: 1 Cunning: 4 Luck: 3 Will: 3 Skill: 3 Very Sexy Wears a Gray dress Has silver eyes and silver tentacles as hair Is an Alien (Great Old One) Is a Sadist Is a Womanizer Is a Neat Freak Is an Albino
Is a Maid because... Who Knows? When stressed, will begin crying like a babby Fights with her tentacles (Internal Weapons) Coercion (If you win a roll of Cunning Vs. Athletics, you can completely damage or tear off someone’s clothes, even “accidentally”.)
Masters Favor: N/A Spirit: 30
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Post by Alastor on Sept 13, 2012 1:42:13 GMT -5
Episode One: "I have no idea what the fuck just happened, man" Alastor, The Game Master cleared the room18:18
Alastor, The Game Master: MAID ROLE CALL.18:18
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): PRESENT *shuts off PSP*18:19
Leslie Beeks coughs up some blood.18:19
Orijanna Quain (Penny) noms on Leslie18:20
Alastor, The Game Master: Okay.18:21
Leslie Beeks: Eek! Please don't do that!18:21
Alastor, The Game Master: It's the average Friday morning, the Master having left to the Lovecraft/Crowley office to... do some weird magiscience.18:22
Alastor, The Game Master: What are you doing at this time?18:22
Orijanna Quain (Penny): STOP TALKING, SANDWICH. D:<18:23
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Getting my smex-holy magic powered...I mean tending to the tentacle plants.18:23
Alastor, The Game Master: The tentacle plants spit acid at you they...18:24
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 218:24
Alastor, The Game Master: Miss and hit Orijanna's nose.18:24
Leslie Beeks: "I'm not a sandwich..."18:25
Orijanna Quain (Penny) screams and rubs nose18:25
Alastor, The Game Master: Orijanna takes...18:25
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 618:25
Alastor, The Game Master: 6 Stress!18:25
Orijanna Quain (Penny) suckles on Leslie's neck, then... since she can't bite and her nose still hurts ;~;18:26
Leslie Beeks struggles and tries to get away from the crazy vampire lady...18:27
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: The tentacle plant sassily puts its tentacles on its stem, as if to show satisfaction.18:27
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) continues tending the plants, pruning any unneccesary leaves.18:27
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: The plant eventually swats away at the maid.18:29
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "You know you can't have them!"18:30
Alastor, The Game Master: The plant looks like its trying to growl.18:30
Alastor, The Game Master: ...and spits acid at...18:31
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 418:31
Alastor, The Game Master: Nadia!18:31
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): She stepped to the side in an attempt to dodge. Athletics18:31
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 218:31
Alastor, The Game Master: Challenge is 2.18:32
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): I got a two...Does that mean I pass?))18:32
Alastor, The Game Master: The plant's acid misses as it turns away, dragging itself out of the room.18:32
Alastor, The Game Master: Yeah.18:32
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I'm not done with you! Get back here!" She cried out, following it.18:33
Leslie Beeks walks out into the sunny beach front deck to avoid the vampire maid...18:33
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: The door slammed in the Maid's face.18:33
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: ((BRB))18:33
Leslie Beeks: "Eep!"18:34
Leslie Beeks moves over to open the curtains to let in the sunlight instead, trying not to cough from being startled by the door slamming in her face.18:35
Orijanna Quain (Penny) tries to eat someone else18:36
Alastor, The Game Master: ((Back!))18:36
Alastor, The Game Master: Who are you targeting?18:36
Alastor, The Game Master: ...The tentacle plant drags by and opens the door for Leslie.18:37
Alastor, The Game Master: Wait, misread. Sorry!18:37
Alastor, The Game Master: Who are you trying to eat, Orijanna?18:38
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): (Penny?)18:40
Alastor, The Game Master: Pend?18:41
Orijanna Quain (Penny): ((Sorry!!!))18:42
Orijanna Quain (Penny) is try to eat... uh... let's go with Nadia.18:42
Alastor, The Game Master: Alko, roll for athletics.18:44
Alastor, The Game Master: Challenge is 5.18:44
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) sees her coming and pulls out her snake blade while she tries to dodge Orijanna. Athletics.18:44
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 318:44
Alastor, The Game Master: You dodge!18:45
Alastor, The Game Master: Orijanna falls to the ground, taking...18:45
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 118:45
Alastor, The Game Master: 1 stress.18:45
Orijanna Quain (Penny) cries and goes away, then18:45
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) sheathes snake blade and moves on to another task.18:46
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien opens the mansion doors, grumbling about another failure.18:47
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien walks towards the kitchen.18:47
Leslie Beeks: "Hello Master Frankenstien. How did your day go? Lunch will be ready soon..."18:49
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Horribly."18:49
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Another goddamned failure."18:49
Leslie Beeks: "Oh?"18:50
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "The ritual didn't work. It was supposed to summon a god."18:50
Leslie Beeks: "Why summon a god?"18:51
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Literally the only thing that happened was a flash of green smoke."18:51
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Why not?"18:51
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "What's a god?"18:51
Orijanna Quain (Penny) sniffles and rubs her nose18:51
Leslie Beeks: "Maybe the god snuck away in the green smoke?"18:52
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Perhaps. We did hear giggling..."18:55
Leslie Beeks frowns.18:55
Leslie Beeks: "Why would a 'god' giggle?"18:55
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "I don't know, what am I, magic?"18:56
Leslie Beeks awkwardly shifts and makes cute little "er" and "um" sounds.18:57
Leslie Beeks: "Ineedtogomakelunch!"18:57
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "And you!"18:57
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien points at Quain18:58
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Read a goddamn book once in awhile!"18:58
Alastor, The Game Master: Orijanna loses...18:59
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 118:59
Alastor, The Game Master: One Favor.18:59
Leslie Beeks hurries into the kitchen to make lunch of everyone...19:00
Leslie Beeks: Skill19:00
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 119:00
Orijanna Quain (Penny) cries19:00
Leslie Beeks: . . .19:00
Alastor, The Game Master: You make a decent, if bland, lunch.19:00
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) comes back downstairs with a load of laundry. "Hello master." She says as she walks past him towards the laundry room.19:01
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Greetings, Maid."19:01
Leslie Beeks sets out the meal... they couldn't all be winners...19:02
Orijanna Quain (Penny) goes to bed early. Is too tired!19:03
Orijanna Quain (Penny) is a night owl!19:04
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) sorts the laundry and puts the darks in the washing machine and activates it before going to join the others in the dining room.19:04
Leslie Beeks looks nervously around for the vampire (or the cyborg, or the... oh come on it's just us?)19:05
Alastor, The Game Master: We need a random encounter before something appears...19:07
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 419:07
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 619:07
Alastor, The Game Master: A murderer (Attributes 3/Spirit 10) enters the mansion... The sound of footsteps draws near!19:07
Alastor, The Game Master: ...And they're coming from the Vampire's room!19:08
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "The hell is that noise?"19:10
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...Investigate."19:13
Leslie Beeks: ". . . Yes Master, of course, but we wouldn't want to leave you undefended. . . "19:14
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "I can blow up the mansion anytime I please."19:15
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "I don't really need protection."19:15
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I'll go too."19:16
Leslie Beeks hesitantly heads towards Orijanna's bedroom...19:17
Leslie Beeks: "H... hello? Is anyone here?"19:19
Alastor, The Game Master: The door is creaked open, and the window is open...19:20
Alastor, The Game Master: There's no reply.19:20
Leslie Beeks coughs a bit of blood into her hankerchief, since that seems to always bring the vampire girl out...19:21
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Be on your guard." She says, pulling out her weapon.19:22
Orijanna Quain (Penny) comes out, rubbing eyes.19:25
Orijanna Quain (Penny): Whaaaaaaaaat?19:25
Alastor, The Game Master: A skeleton falls out on Orijanna!19:25
Alastor, The Game Master: Behind it is the killer, who lunges at...19:26
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 519:26
Alastor, The Game Master: Leslie!19:26
Leslie Beeks: Tries a judo throw.19:26
Leslie Beeks: Skill19:26
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 419:26
Alastor, The Game Master: The killer is thrown by the maid, landing on Orijanna.19:27
Alastor, The Game Master: The killer takes...19:27
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 219:27
Alastor, The Game Master: Two stress.19:27
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rushes forward to incapacitate the killer. Athletics.19:28
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 219:28
Alastor, The Game Master: The killer is incapacitated for a brief moment, before lashing back with his knife! Athletics.19:29
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 319:29
Alastor, The Game Master: Roll for Athletics, Alko.19:29
Alastor, The Game Master: He also took..19:29
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 419:29
Orijanna Quain (Penny) screams. Tries to toss the killer off. Athletics.19:29
Orijanna Quain (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 519:29
Alastor, The Game Master: 4 stress. He has 4 HP left.19:29
Alastor, The Game Master: Orijanna fails. Because the vampire has no Athletics.19:30
Alastor, The Game Master: silly vampire.19:30
Alastor, The Game Master: you drank too many blood sodas.19:30
Orijanna Quain (Penny) Tries to find a way to crawl out from under him. Cunning!19:31
Orijanna Quain (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 419:31
Alastor, The Game Master: She succeeds.19:31
Alastor, The Game Master: However she takes...19:31
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 119:31
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) tries to dodge.19:32
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 319:32
Alastor, The Game Master: 1 stress. She's almost to a breakdown.19:32
Orijanna Quain (Penny) runs to go behind someone, whimpering.19:33
Alastor, The Game Master: The two match each other's speeds, with Nadia's headdress being sliced in half by the knife!19:33
Alastor, The Game Master: -1 to all dice rolls.19:33
Alastor, The Game Master: The killer tackles...19:33
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 519:34
Alastor, The Game Master: Leslie again!19:34
Alastor, The Game Master: Roll for stress.19:34
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 619:35
Leslie Beeks: "Somebody help me!"19:35
Leslie Beeks summons up her strength with a surge of stubborn willpower to force the attacker off.19:37
Leslie Beeks: Will19:37
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 119:37
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) moves to help her. Athletics19:38
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 319:38
Alastor, The Game Master: She forces the killer off as Nadia kicks him off as well!19:38
Alastor, The Game Master: The killer takes...19:38
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 619:39
Alastor, The Game Master: 6 Stress!19:39
Alastor, The Game Master: He explodes into a green smoke. How odd...19:39
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): O.o19:39
Orijanna Quain (Penny): Th-that's not normal!!!!19:39
Leslie Beeks: "Um... didn't the Master say something about... green smoke?"19:40
Alastor, The Game Master: ((Use quotes for dialog, Pen))19:40
Leslie Beeks coughs19:40
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "What green smoke?"19:41
Leslie Beeks coughs a bit more, hacking up blood... on the bright side, she seems to have a lot of blood to go around...19:43
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "You should rest, Leslie."19:43
Leslie Beeks: "But... we should tell the Master about... what we found..."19:44
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I will do that. Ori, you should help her clean up and get some rest." Coercion19:46
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 219:46
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: uhhhh19:47
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: That's... not how it works.19:47
Alastor, The Game Master: Roll for cunning vs. athletics if you want to use that.19:48
Leslie Beeks: ((Or Affection...))19:48
Alastor, The Game Master: Or roll for seduction, which is cunning or affection vs any of any of Ori's stats..19:49
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): My bad redoingroll19:49
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Seduction /rolldie19:50
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 519:50
Alastor, The Game Master: Affection or cunning?19:50
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): cunning19:50
Alastor, The Game Master: What're you defending with, Pen?19:52
Orijanna Quain (Penny): Uh... Let's...19:55
Orijanna Quain (Penny): Pit my Willpower against it?19:56
Alastor, The Game Master: Roll die.19:56
Orijanna Quain (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 219:57
Alastor, The Game Master: Nadia has successfully seduced Orijanna.19:58
Alastor, The Game Master: Orijanna can't deny orders from Nadia.19:58
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Also try not to feed on her? She's already delicate as is without you making her waste away."19:59
Alastor, The Game Master: Alongside this, she will gain favor for completing tasks (when this happens, Alko will need to roll 1d6) to be added to her favor total.19:59
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "Okay...."20:00
Orijanna Quain (Penny) helps Leslie, biting down on her lip20:00
Alastor, The Game Master: Where are you taking Leslie?20:01
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) leaves to report the incident to th master.20:03
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "What happened?"20:04
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien has stayed in the same spot the entire time.20:04
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "We found a stranger in Orijanna's room. Between the three of us we managed to subdue him but he turned into green smoke when he was killed, master."20:05
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: " A green smoke?"20:05
Leslie Beeks: ((Because we always murder people who slip into our mansion!))20:06
Leslie Beeks is helped up but looks at Orijanna concerned.20:06
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Yes. A mint-green shade, to be exact."20:06
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Hm... I'll be leaving for Lovecraft and Crowley's lab then. Thank you for alerting me."20:06
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien rolled a die. The die showed: 620:06
Leslie Beeks: "Um... so... "20:06
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: Nadia gained 6 favor.20:06
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien leaves mansion then.20:06
Leslie Beeks: "We need to clean this mess up I guess... and get the smoke out of here..."20:08
Leslie Beeks: ((And who was it that lost their headdress?))20:08
Alastor, The Game Master: Nadia.20:09
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "Yeah... Alright, let's get to work..."20:09
Orijanna Quain (Penny) goes and opens up the window, starts to fan out room20:09
Leslie Beeks wonders if the sunlight from the open window will do anything to the vampire...20:10
Alastor, The Game Master: Okay... I'm going to say that Ori's completed the 'not eating Leslie' task.20:10
Alastor, The Game Master: Alko, roll 1d6.20:10
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 520:11
Alastor, The Game Master: Ori gained 5 favor from Nadia.20:12
Alastor, The Game Master: Ain't that cute.20:12
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) goes upstairs to clean up the mess in Orijanna's room.20:12
Orijanna Quain (Penny): D'aww. c:20:12
Leslie Beeks isn't eaten. Huh...20:12
Orijanna Quain (Penny) fixes bed and stuffs. Skill check?20:12
Alastor, The Game Master: Yes.20:13
Alastor, The Game Master: Challenge is 4.20:13
Orijanna Quain (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 320:13
Alastor, The Game Master: ...20:14
Alastor, The Game Master: ..I forgot to roll a skill stat.20:14
Alastor, The Game Master: I'll give you a two. You succeed.20:15
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Need help?"20:15
Alastor, The Game Master: OH AND I FORGOT TO DO THE ROLLS FOR YOU TWO LOOSING STRESS20:17
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 320:17
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 120:17
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 120:17
Alastor, The Game Master: You both lost 2 stress.20:17
Alastor, The Game Master: !120:17
Alastor, The Game Master: * *20:17
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): who?))20:17
Leslie Beeks wanders down to get ready to prepare dinner she supposes... or maybe explore the mansion while there's time...20:18
Alastor, The Game Master: ((Nadia and Ori))20:18
Alastor, The Game Master: Leslie hears a giggle.20:18
Alastor, The Game Master: She can't find where, however.20:18
Leslie Beeks: "Well... that's odd..."20:20
Leslie Beeks explores the mansion under the pretense of searching for the mysterious giggling... it had better not be Nadia and Orijanna making time...20:20
Alastor, The Game Master: The mansion is sound proof.20:22
Alastor, The Game Master: What ever it is, it's following her...20:22
Alastor, The Game Master: A tentacle, disappearing as quickly as it appeared, whips her headdress off.20:25
Alastor, The Game Master: Another giggle was heard.20:25
Leslie Beeks flips out her tomahawk with a twirl. She's dealt with naughty tentacles before!20:26
Leslie Beeks: "Next time you do that you're going to get it cut off!"20:26
Leslie Beeks: ((Skill to intercept the next tentacle that appears near her))20:26
Alastor, The Game Master: Challenge is 7.20:26
Leslie Beeks goes over to fetch up her headdress. After all, it's a maids symbol of honor!20:26
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 420:27
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Nadia would not object to that sort of attention from them....))20:27
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((But then again she's a pervy priestess))20:27
Alastor, The Game Master: She quickly intercepts the tentacle! Which is coming from a green mist.20:28
Alastor, The Game Master: ...Nadia ALSO hears the giggle.20:28
Leslie Beeks: ". . . green meanie."20:28
Leslie Beeks has her headdress properly set again, while heading off to find the other two maids!20:29
Alastor, The Game Master: And is also poked at by a tentacle.20:29
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 620:29
Alastor, The Game Master: What're you rolling for?20:30
Orijanna Quain (Penny) begins fixing her curtains20:30
Orijanna Quain (Penny) is oblivious20:30
Leslie Beeks: The challenge 7 "intercept tentacles that come out of nowhere after Leslie" thing.20:30
Alastor, The Game Master: Oh.20:30
Alastor, The Game Master: ...It already resolved. It's targeting Nadia now.20:31
Leslie Beeks: Ooooh, okay.20:31
Leslie Beeks: I thought the last poke was at Leslie again.20:31
Alastor, The Game Master: ...The THIRD tentacle (jesus, how many of these are there?) proceeds to attempt to grope...20:32
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 520:32
Alastor, The Game Master: ...Leslie. Again.20:32
Leslie Beeks: "Orijanna! Orijanna! There's tentacles in the mist!"20:32
Leslie Beeks: ((I'll take my die roll of 6 above to stop the tentacles with skill thank you...))20:32
Orijanna Quain (Penny): What?20:33
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "What?"20:33
Orijanna Quain (Penny) looks around confused20:33
Alastor, The Game Master: The tentacle is caught by the maid, being held.20:33
Alastor, The Game Master: ...Another tentacle waves at Orijanna.20:33
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Hmm?" She looks down. "Oh, it's you."20:33
Leslie Beeks: "see!" Holds up the tentacle for Orijanna to see, then slaps it as if slapping the wrist of a naughty master trying to get into the sweets.20:34
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "...That is so creepy!!!"20:34
Orijanna Quain (Penny) looks around for sometihng to hack the tentacles with20:35
Leslie Beeks: "Um... where's Nadia?"20:35
Alastor, The Game Master: Really, at this point, Tentacles coming from mist is normal.20:35
Shuddle Mell joined the chat20:35
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Waiting for the tentacle to react))20:35
Shuddle Mell floats out of mist20:35
Shuddle Mell the tentacles are her hair20:36
Shuddle Mell: "Well, I wasn't expecting that..."20:36
Leslie Beeks: "Expecting what?"20:36
Shuddle Mell points at Nadia20:37
Shuddle Mell: "Expecting such calmness!"20:37
Alastor, The Game Master: "I mean, tentacles from mist are groping you!"20:38
Alastor, The Game Master: uhhh whoops.20:38
Shuddle Mell: "I mean, tentacles from mist are groping you!"20:38
Leslie Beeks: ". . . You just waved at her is all though. I think she was expecting a little more..."20:38
Shuddle Mell: "From a Great Old One no less!"20:38
Shuddle Mell: "...I can't see what I'm doing. I just feel around most times."20:39
Leslie Beeks: "Maybe... maybe you could get some glasses? Or use less mist? It is kinda hard to see through..."20:40
Shuddle Mell: "The mist is my calling card!"20:41
Shuddle Mell: "That reminds me."20:41
Shuddle Mell floats up to Nadia20:41
Shuddle Mell: "Did my tentacle do anything?"20:41
Leslie Beeks: ((Give her a moment or two... ))20:43
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) joined the chat20:44
Shuddle Mell: "Hi, darlin'."20:45
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "It was poking me. Very rude."20:45
Shuddle Mell: "Where, exactly, did it poke you?"20:45
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "My ass. Please tell it to mind itself."20:48
Leslie Beeks: "One of them went for my forehead..."20:48
Shuddle Mell: "Shit, I need to improve my aim..."20:49
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Perhaps once I get more acquainted with your tentacles..."20:49
Shuddle Mell: "What about you?"20:49
Shuddle Mell: "They're my hair.20:50
Shuddle Mell: "20:50
Shuddle Mell: "I can't really do shit with them."20:51
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Hmm...good point."20:51
Leslie Beeks: "Maybe if we gave them a proper washing they'd be a bit more behaved?"20:52
Shuddle Mell: "Oh, why that'd be lovely!"20:52
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "We have a variety of scented shampoos and conditioners in stock."20:53
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Would you like to see them?"20:53
Shuddle Mell: ((Pen's leaving for the rest of the session- wild fire))20:54
Shuddle Mell: "Why yes, I would!"20:54
Leslie Beeks claps her hands.20:54
Leslie Beeks: "Yay! Let's head to the bath!"20:55
Shuddle Mell ...tries to grope Nadia with a tentacle again.20:55
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "One moment." She leaves to retrieve all the products in question.20:55
Shuddle Mell: Rolling for skill...20:56
Shuddle Mell rolled a die. The die showed: 520:56
Shuddle Mell: I need a combat number from Alko...20:57
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 520:57
Shuddle Mell: What're you defending with?20:58
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Snake blade21:01
Shuddle Mell: Athletics?21:02
Shuddle Mell: Kay...21:02
Alastor, The Game Master: Nadia is groped by the pervy Old One.21:02
Shuddle Mell: "You're rather buxom for a maid."21:03
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Oh my!"21:03
Shuddle Mell: Rolling for seduction.21:04
Shuddle Mell rolled a die. The die showed: 321:04
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Male, female or genderless...?))21:04
Shuddle Mell: Cunning.21:04
Shuddle Mell: ((Female. At least apparently))21:04
Shuddle Mell: Counter with...?21:04
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): cunning21:04
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 521:05
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "You'e quite forward."21:05
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): *You're21:05
Alastor, The Game Master: You deflected the Great Old One's seduction.21:05
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 521:05
Alastor, The Game Master: She took 5 stress.21:06
Shuddle Mell: "Why wouldn't I be?"21:07
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Good point. Still, not interested. Do you want your hair washed or not?"21:07
Shuddle Mell: "I'd rather have both, but getting these damned tentacles clean would be nice."21:08
Leslie Beeks: "So... we should get her naked and into the bath?"21:08
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Yes. This way, Miss Great Old One."21:10
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) leads the Old One towards the bathroom21:11
Leslie Beeks readies the bath for their special guest.21:13
Shuddle Mell: "...Do you want to be driven insane by my nude form?"21:14
Shuddle Mell: "I'll keep my clothes on, thank you."21:15
Alastor, The Game Master: Seriously, if you gaze upon the nude form of Shuddle M'ell, you will go insane.21:17
Alastor, The Game Master: A rather pervy, if fitting, adaptation of the insanity thing from Lovecraft.21:18
Leslie Beeks: "Well... I suppose you could bathe alone... but we'll shampoo your hair!" 21:19
Shuddle Mell: "I suppose that's a fair trade off." 21:20
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Right. Now just relax and we'll start with your hair..." As she speaks, she shows her the assortment of shampoos and hair conditioners. For the most part, many of the scents are floral but a few are fruit or even bean-scented (namely vanilla). 21:22
Shuddle Mell taps cheek. 21:23
Shuddle Mell: "...The hell is that scent?" The cosmic maid asked, starting to panic at the scent. 21:24
Shuddle Mell: Rolling for stress gain. 21:26
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Vanilla." 21:26
Shuddle Mell rolled a die. The die showed: 2 21:26
Shuddle Mell: "...Stop using it." 21:26
Shuddle Mell: "Burn it." 21:26
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Are you allergic?" 21:26
Shuddle Mell: "It's something my kind was not meant to know!" 21:27
Leslie Beeks: "You're not meant to know vanilla?" 21:27
Alastor, The Game Master: This ignoring that you should all be going insane at the site of a Great Old One. 21:27
Leslie Beeks: ((It was changed to insane at the sight of the Great MILF Maid's nudity.)) 21:27
Shuddle Mell: "That I am not!" 21:27
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Hmm...how about lilacs?" 21:27
Leslie Beeks: "What about chocolate? . . . oh right, shampoo... um lilac?" 21:28
Shuddle Mell: "...The hell is that?" 21:28
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "It's a flower." 21:28
Leslie Beeks: "I think we have some in the garden..." 21:28
Shuddle Mell: "...use it." 21:28
Leslie Beeks: "Okay, just sit right there and lean back and put your hair in the water..." 21:29
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Alright." She said, detaching the showerhead from its usual spot to rinse the tentacles thoroughly. 21:30
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: (...) 21:30
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ? 21:30
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: (doing that so I don't get booted from this one) 21:31
Alastor, The Game Master: The tentacles continue their normal perversion. 21:31
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) smacks one away from herself. 21:32
Leslie Beeks make sure the tentacles get slapped for their behavior. Or chopped off... 21:33
Shuddle Mell the tentacles float on over to Ori 21:33
Shuddle Mell ...pats her on the head 21:33
Shuddle Mell: "...She's too innocent." 21:33
Leslie Beeks: "She keeps trying to sandwich me..." 21:33
Orijanna Quain (Penny): ((HI. SORRY. Fire happened.)) 21:33
Shuddle Mell: "...She's still too innocent." 21:34
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((WB)) 21:34
Shuddle Mell: "..." 21:34
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) starts pouring a lot of shampoo onto the tentacles. 21:34
Shuddle Mell tentacle gropes the Vampire. 21:34
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "...What?" 21:35
Orijanna Quain (Penny) tries to slash at tentacles and Shuddle with her lance 21:35
Shuddle Mell: "Innocence means jack shit to my perverted nature." 21:37
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: What stat are you rolling for? 21:38
Orijanna Quain (Penny): Err... let's go with... Cunning. 21:39
Orijanna Quain (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 1 21:39
Shuddle Mell: Athletics. 21:39
Shuddle Mell rolled a die. The die showed: 4 21:39
Leslie Beeks: Add my Cunning to hers, attempting to restrain Mell. 21:39
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 5 21:39
Leslie Beeks: "Hold still if we're going to wash your hair!" 21:40
Alastor, The Game Master: You are at a standstill! 21:40
Shuddle Mell: "But she's my typeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." 21:40
Shuddle Mell: "Why should I wait?" 21:42
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Becase we're washing your hair." 21:42
Shuddle Mell: "...Touche." 21:43
Shuddle Mell pouts, crossing arms. 21:43
Shuddle Mell: Roll for stress gain Shuddle, Ori, Leslie. 21:43
Shuddle Mell rolled a die. The die showed: 5 21:43
Orijanna Quain (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 6 21:43
Alastor, The Game Master: Ori's having a Stress Explosion. 21:44
Orijanna Quain (Penny) screams and latches onto Shuddle. Noms. 21:45
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: At... 21:50, she'll return to normal. 21:45
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 2 21:46
Alastor, The Game Master: You're fine. 21:47
Leslie Beeks makes a professional effort to restrain all the tentacles in soapy water and scrub them. 21:47
Shuddle Mell: "...Y'know, I might stay here. You are all quite lovely people!" 21:47
Leslie Beeks blushes. 21:48
Leslie Beeks: "Thank you." 21:48
Orijanna Quain (Penny) smiles from nomming place. 21:50
Alastor, The Game Master: Orijanna's Stress Explosion has ended. 21:51
Leslie Beeks: Luck 21:52
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 5 21:52
Alastor, The Game Master: What're you targeting? 21:52
Leslie Beeks: The tentacles being under control. 21:52
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Thank you...Though I'm not sure what the master would say." 21:53
Alastor, The Game Master: They are mostly restrained, occasionally patting hands. 21:54
Shuddle Mell: "Well, he summoned me!" 21:54
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Did he? Wonder why..." 21:55
Leslie Beeks: "Why not? Oh, look, your hair is getting so much better now that it's getting clean! Maybe we could put ribbons in it when we're done..." 21:55
Shuddle Mell: "...Put ribbons in my hair and I eat you alive! " 21:56
Shuddle Mell: "And your soul too!" 21:57
Leslie Beeks: "I live with that..." nods at Orijanna. "I'm eaten alive all the time..." 21:58
Shuddle Mell: "See, but she will leave a corpse." 21:58
Leslie Beeks: "Silly, she doesn't leave a corpse! If she did I'd rise up again..." 21:58
Leslie Beeks: "She just leaves me really really sleepy..." 21:59
Leslie Beeks: Cunning 21:59
Shuddle Mell: In a demonic tone, the Great Old One replies "I won't." 21:59
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "Bu I ike -y o-y!" 21:59
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 1 21:59
Leslie Beeks: ((Well, that's a failure to communicate there...)) 21:59
Shuddle Mell: "...By R'yleh, what the hell did she say?" 22:00
Leslie Beeks: "I'm... not sure, her mouth is kinda full... with your throat..." 22:00
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "...." She starts rinsing out the shampoo. 22:01
Orijanna Quain (Penny): (('But I LIKE my body!!!')) 22:01
Leslie Beeks: Cunning again. 22:01
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 5 22:01
Alastor, The Game Master: The Tentacles aren't even trying anymore." 22:02
Shuddle Mell: "Well, with her?" 22:02
Leslie Beeks gestures to Nadia to use the vanilla shampoo to make some sort of mystic circle to banish the Maidthulu. 22:02
Leslie Beeks: ((And the cunning was to communicate the plan without Shuddle noticing!)) 22:02
Shuddle Mell: "I'm okay with that. ...She'll be driven insane, probably, or grow tentacles but still!" 22:03
Alastor, The Game Master: You... 22:03
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "E-er-a'!!!! 22:03
Orijanna Quain (Penny): " 22:03
Leslie Beeks slaps Orijanna on the back of the head lightly. 22:04
Leslie Beeks: "What have we told you about talking with your mouth full?" 22:04
Leslie Beeks: "It's not polite to the person you're eating." 22:04
Alastor, The Game Master: Barely can understand her. 22:04
Orijanna Quain (Penny) just keeps nomming, then. c: 22:05
Shuddle Mell: Roll for stress. 22:05
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) nods and motions for her to take over. "One moment. Be right back." Leaves the bathroom, taking the vanilla shampoo and conditioner with her 22:05
Leslie Beeks: "Bring the towels!" 22:06
Orijanna Quain (Penny): ((Me?)) 22:06
Leslie Beeks: "I think we need to dry off your hair now. Look at it, it's got such a shine!" 22:06
Shuddle Mell: Yes. 22:06
Orijanna Quain (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 1 22:06
Leslie Beeks: ((No, the one who's leaving the room 'bring the towels'.)) 22:06
Shuddle Mell: "Well, I'll be!" 22:07
Alastor, The Game Master: Maiddle M'ell is likely going to stay at this rate. In which case, she will probably be needed to keep happy. ...by which, just teach her tentacles not to be perverted. 22:07
Alastor, The Game Master: I suggest electrotherapy by cyborg. 22:07
Leslie Beeks was hoping for the banishing circle to be done HERE where the maid was... 22:10
Leslie Beeks starts the rinse of the hair. 22:11
Shuddle Mell hums pleasantly. 22:13
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): The banishing circle is done right outside the bathroom, a cunning trap that started in front of the bathroom door and stretched throughout the hallway. Fortunately it was a tiled floor and thus would be cleaned easily.Carefully stepping in the spaces between glyphs and symbols, Nadia carried some towels back to the bathroom. 22:13
Leslie Beeks is massaging Shuddle's tentacled head through the towel. 22:14
Leslie Beeks: "There we go! I'll bet you'll be just darling when you go home again, everyone will want to know where you got your hair done!" 22:15
Alastor, The Game Master: Difficulty is 12, and it'll be dealing stress to her rather than banishing her outright. 22:16
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 2 22:16
Alastor, The Game Master: Stat? 22:16
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): Cunning 22:17
Alastor, The Game Master: You met the requirement. 22:17
Alastor, The Game Master: Shuddle gained... 22:18
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 22:18
Alastor, The Game Master: ...one stress. 22:18
Leslie Beeks: . . . 22:18
Leslie Beeks: Cunning. 22:18
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 1 22:18
Leslie Beeks: ((Once more fails to communicate herself properly...)) 22:19
Alastor, The Game Master: I think you flubbed the hieroglyphics. 22:19
Alastor, The Game Master: (you really should use better chalk) 22:19
Leslie Beeks: ((Honestly! She'd get more stress just slipping on the shampoo!)) 22:19
Leslie Beeks: ((Shouldn't the vanilla have had some kind of bonus added to it?)) 22:20
Alastor, The Game Master: Y'know, that makes sense... 22:20
Alastor, The Game Master: Add 5 stress. 22:20
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Sorry for not having chalk on hand?)) 22:20
Alastor, The Game Master: ...wait... 22:21
Alastor, The Game Master: That's a joke. ._. 22:21
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: She technically still has the -1 to dice rolls added. I'll let it slide though. 22:21
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Also it's a big drawing...)) 22:22
Leslie Beeks: "Y'know, you might look good with a cute little bob cut, ever thought about that?" 22:22
Alastor, The Game Master: Shuddle is at 12 Spirit now. 22:22
Shuddle Mell: "...My tentacles are alive!" 22:22
Shuddle Mell: "That'll hurt like hell!" 22:23
Leslie Beeks: "Well, yes, but you only giggled before, so I thought you didn't mind me cutting off one of your tentacles. I'm sorry if it hurt... you were kinda about to poke my eye out though..." 22:23
Shuddle Mell: "One being cut off doesn't hurt that much! It regrows just as fast!" 22:24
Shuddle Mell: "But styling[/i 22:24
Shuddle Mell: ?" 22:24
Shuddle Mell: "That's a horrific idea!" 22:24
Leslie Beeks: "Have you ever tried?" 22:24
Shuddle Mell: "Yes!" 22:24
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Oh dear. You have some split ends.." 22:25
Leslie Beeks: "Awww..." 22:25
Shuddle Mell: "And what of it, darlin'?" 22:25
Leslie Beeks: "We could trim them out!" 22:25
Leslie Beeks: "You said it doesn't hurt that much with just a few are cut off... and they regrow...we just have to keep them from dividing when they're cut!" 22:26
Shuddle Mell: "...Do it carefully." 22:26
Leslie Beeks thinks for a moment on how to do that... 22:26
Leslie Beeks: "Orijanna! Fetch the curling irons!" 22:26
Alastor, The Game Master: Doing this will also likely tame the tentacle's perversion. 22:27
Alastor, The Game Master: So it's a win-win for the party. 22:27
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I'll get the scissors." 22:27
Orijanna Quain (Penny) runs off to get curling irons. Drops blood all the way. 22:28
Leslie Beeks: ". . . I'm gonna have to mop again!" 22:28
Leslie Beeks: "All we have to do is cut off any of the offending tentacles, and then use the curling irons to cauterize them!" 22:29
Shuddle Mell: "Oh, I'll be more than happy to mop up!" 22:29
Shuddle Mell: "...careful with that, they have minds of their own at times." 22:30
Leslie Beeks: "Oh I'm sure they're such darlings they won't do anything improper." 22:31
Leslie Beeks gets ready to chop them off if they do. 22:31
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) returns with a pair of hairstyling scissors. 22:32
Leslie Beeks starts to comb out the hair for Nadia to cut off the split ends. 22:33
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) starts snipping off the split ends. 22:34
Shuddle Mell reads a copy of the Necronomicon (THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?!) 22:34
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((She has hammerspace)) 22:35
Shuddle Mell: "...Y'know, it's amazin' you people are being so nice." 22:35
Leslie Beeks waits for Orijanna to get back with those curling irons! 22:35
Leslie Beeks: "Oh? Why's that?" 22:35
Shuddle Mell: "Most people run away from me! ...Or try to banish me back home!" 22:36
Orijanna Quain (Penny) comes back 22:36
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ".....Is that so?" 22:36
Shuddle Mell: "An' let me tell ya somethin', my home realm is a really boring place." 22:37
Leslie Beeks: "Awww, but it's still your home... I'd think people would be being nice, sending you back..." 22:37
Leslie Beeks: "I know if I was lost and a long way from home, I'd want somebody to send me back..." 22:37
Shuddle Mell: "...You haven't met the other great old ones, have you?" 22:38
Shuddle Mell: "They're kind of assholes." 22:40
Leslie Beeks: "No... not really... though I saw pictures of starfish like peoples in some of the Masters books..." 22:40
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "And there's that plush of Cthulhu in his study..." 22:41
Shuddle Mell: "...why are you making plushes of Cthulhu?" 22:41
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I'm not sure who started it but once you see one you can't take it seriously..." 22:42
Leslie Beeks looks over at the other two with a "you field that one" gaze. 22:42
Shuddle Mell: "Ol' 'Thulhu isn't anything to take seriously any more. Oaf sleeps all the damn time." 22:44
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) pauses what she's doing to take out her cellphone, access a picture of said plushie and then show it to Shuddle. "Here it is." 22:45
Leslie Beeks: ((I'd complain that we're in a steampunk/victorian era, but given everything else...)) 22:45
Alastor, The Game Master: Setting means nothing anymore. Go with what's funny. 22:46
Shuddle Mell: "..." 22:46
Shuddle Mell squees 22:46
Shuddle Mell: "THAT'S ADORABLE!" 22:46
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I know right?" 22:47
Orijanna Quain (Penny) falls asleep 22:47
Shuddle Mell: "Y'know, I love you people for showin' me this!" 22:48
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Really?" 22:48
Leslie Beeks has finished with the curling irons on the hair. 22:49
Shuddle Mell: "Really!" 22:49
Shuddle Mell hums as she tosses the book back into hammerspace. 22:52
Leslie Beeks: "I wonder what the Master will say about all of this..." 22:53
Shuddle Mell: "So, what's the expectation time for my hair to be done?" 22:53
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien walks back inside 22:54
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...bloody hell is everybody?" 22:54
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "MAIDS!" 22:55
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Ori, wake up!" 22:55
Alastor, The Game Master: There are moments where he forgets the place is soundproof... 22:56
Leslie Beeks: "Oh, it will take awhile..." 22:56
Leslie Beeks maid sense is tingling however... 22:57
Shuddle Mell: "...I think she's a goner, Nady." 22:57
Leslie Beeks: "I'll be back in just a moment!" 22:57
Shuddle Mell waves 22:57
Leslie Beeks hurries out of the bathroom... mopping up the apparently useless banishing circle with the wet towel so noone would slip on the soapy tiles... and heads to the entry way, tidying herself to make a proper appearance fo rthe master. 22:58
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "What's going on." 22:58
Leslie Beeks: "Well, that green mist came back, and tentacles kept coming out of it, and they turned out to be the hair of this funny looking young lady... we decided that her naughty hair would be less dirty if we gave her a bath, and after that we started to trim and style her hair..." 22:59
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "..." 23:00
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...what." 23:00
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "I demand to see this young woman." 23:00
Leslie Beeks: "Okay, if she's still decent. She seems very shy about undressing, but her hair should be about ready." 23:01
Leslie Beeks leads the Dr. back to the bathroom being used. 23:01
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "You should cover yourself, Ms. Shuddle." 23:02
Shuddle Mell: "Hi!" 23:02
Shuddle Mell does so. 23:02
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien walks in 23:02
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...Oh you have got to be shitting me." 23:02
Shuddle Mell: "So you summoned me, eh?" 23:03
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...Christ, the Great Old Ones are maids, aren't they." 23:03
Shuddle Mell: "...If you want!" 23:03
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien throws up hands 23:04
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Screw it!" 23:04
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Keep her around, I'm going to drown my sorrows in booze!" 23:04
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien walks out of room 23:05
Shuddle Mell: "..." 23:05
Shuddle Mell: "...is he always so grumpy?" 23:05
Leslie Beeks: "No, usually he's a bit more violent when it comes to meeting new people. He must like you!" 23:05
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I don't know why he reacted like that." 23:05
Leslie Beeks: "Normally he resorts to threats and posturing, not booze... oh! I'll have to open the wine cellar for him!" 23:06
Leslie Beeks hurries out. 23:06
Leslie Beeks: "I'm coming master! Did you want Tequila or Rum?" 23:06
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "Both!" 23:07
Leslie Beeks: "Right! One Cactus Pirate Killer coming right up!" 23:07
Leslie Beeks: Skill 23:08
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 3 23:08
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((I don't even know where this is going anymore)) 23:08
Leslie Beeks: That's what grade booze he's getting. 23:08
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: With despair in his tone, he says "All my research is a lieeeeeeeeeeee." 23:08
Alastor, The Game Master: Grade 12. 23:08
Alastor, The Game Master: And I don't even know either. 23:09
Leslie Beeks: I've no idea how you grade that stuff. Consider it an effort to get him happily drunk, without touching 'the good stuff'. 23:09
Shuddle Mell: "...my hair done?" 23:09
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Almost." 23:09
Alastor, The Game Master: Okay, roll for skill and it'll be done. 23:11
Alastor, The Game Master: Then we gotta finish up this... interesting session. 23:11
Leslie Beeks: Me or Nadia? 23:12
Alastor, The Game Master: Nadia. 23:12
Leslie Beeks: . . . no favor at all for helping the Master drown his sorrow in booze? 23:13
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) rolled a die. The die showed: 3 23:14
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: I'm giving you a flat out 6 for that. 23:14
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: No need to roll for it. 23:14
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): YAY? 23:14
Alastor, The Game Master: Her hair is done! 23:14
Leslie Beeks: Sounds good. Gives me a proper buffer for the "induce random event as a distraction" next time... 23:14
Alastor, The Game Master: It also gives a glowing shine! 23:14
Alastor, The Game Master: Like, almost blinding shine. 23:15
Leslie Beeks: . . . because it's that, or the next Great Old One is going to be talked into a mani-pedi or something... 23:15
Shuddle Mell: "Why thank you, darlin'!" 23:15
Shuddle Mell: "...So where will I be stayin'?" 23:15
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "What do you think?" She asked as she grabbed a hand mirror to show her the end result. 23:16
Shuddle Mell: "..." 23:16
Shuddle Mell blushes, hugs the Maid 23:16
Shuddle Mell: "I luhve it!" 23:16
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Well we'll have to take it up with the Master..." She trails off, blushing at the hug. 23:17
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Poor Casanova will be in need of funtimes after this...)) 23:17
Shuddle Mell: "Where will I be sta-" 23:17
Leslie Beeks is probably still keeping the masters glass full as he drains it while sobbing. 23:17
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "THE BACK UP MANSION." 23:17
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "YOU WILL STAY THERE AND NEVER LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN." 23:18
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): D: 23:19
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien sobs while slamming head against the counter 23:19
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ....Why is he disappointed?)) 23:19
Alastor, The Game Master: Mind you, the Doctor tended to forget his 'never see you again' orders the next day... 23:19
Alastor, The Game Master: Because the Old Ones aren't giant abominations. His research was all a lieeeeeeeeeeeeee. 23:20
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien swats Nadia and M'ell away. 23:21
Leslie Beeks: ". . . It's not nice calling Shuddle a giant abomination. Just because she's a little over weight..." 23:25
Shuddle Mell: "...So, show me to this backup mansion?" 23:25
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...who are you talking to." Name is Dagon (The Hydra) 23 years old (appears to be) Athletics: 4 Affection: 2 Cunning: 2 Skill: 2 Luck: 3 Will: 5 Cool and Heroine Wears a Purple dress Has Navy eyes and Indigo hair Is a Vampire Is an Alien (Great Old One) Is a Neat Freak She... 'Likes Them Young' Is Actually a Guy (Or maybe a hermaphrodite) Is a Maid because... Who Knows? When stressed, will begin Gambling Fights with an Axe Tenacity (Even after being defeated in battle, you can take 2 Stress to get to your feet.)
Masters Favor: N/A Spirit: 50
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Post by Alastor on Sept 14, 2012 0:23:53 GMT -5
Episode Two: "A Two-Parter? Already? Part One" Alastor, The Game Master cleared the room19:07
Alastor, The Game Master: It's the average Monday afternoon in the mansion. Shudde has been put to work building back up mansions. She's up to twelve in the last two days.19:08
Alastor, The Game Master: What are you doing?19:08
Ophelia Stephenson: ((what did i miss?))19:09
Orijanna Quain (Penny) is.... asleep.19:10
Alastor, The Game Master: You missed the summoning of a Great Old One and given a hairjob before she got hired by a drunken, weeping mad scientist.19:10
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((...19:10
Alastor, The Game Master: In a nutshell.19:10
Alastor, The Game Master: There's a log of it on TO.19:11
Ophelia Stephenson: ((...what))19:11
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) is dusting the china.19:11
Alastor, The Game Master: Yyyyyeah, it's that kind of game.19:11
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien is trying to contact a Doctor West19:11
Ophelia Stephenson: ((Okay, I'll just have my character appear today, then. Let's just say she was on vacation, k?))19:12
Alastor, The Game Master: Go for it.19:12
Alastor, The Game Master: Go for whatever you find funny, honestly.19:12
Ophelia Stephenson opens the door gets on the floor, walks the dinosaur19:15
Ophelia Stephenson: Hello?19:16
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((At one point I'm thinking Nadia starts to fall for the master despite her intentions of wanting to kill him. It would work with the Romance rules...))19:16
Alastor, The Game Master: PLANNING LATER, GAEM NAO19:16
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien sees the dinosaur19:17
Leslie Beeks wakes up... wait... what time is it?19:17
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "...where did she get one of those?"19:17
Alastor, The Game Master: 2PM.19:17
Ophelia Stephenson joined the chat19:18
Leslie Beeks: It's lunchtime? Already?19:18
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) looks up from her current position, spotting Ophelia. "Oh, welcome back Ophelia! How was Martinique?"19:19
Ophelia Stephenson: "Great! I miss anything?"19:19
Leslie Beeks busies herself in the kitchen, wondering how she ended up getting all the cooking jobs...19:22
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Well...The master hired an Old One to build more mansions for him..."19:22
Ophelia Stephenson: "...why?"19:24
Leslie Beeks: "Well, he apparently summoned her, and she didn't really want to go home..."19:24
Ophelia Stephenson: "...She?"19:25
Leslie Beeks: "Miss Mell! Hang on, if you can watch the soup for a bit I can show you a picture..."19:25
Ophelia Stephenson: "Don't they...not have genders?"19:26
Leslie Beeks runs and gets a book on studies of the cthonic.19:26
Leslie Beeks: "Let's see... here we go. No, this one specifically is called a she. Funny... the Master said he summoned a god, not a goddess..."19:26
Alastor, The Game Master: Leslie would see tentacles tending to the soup as she ran off...19:27
Ophelia Stephenson: "....weird. And I'm a cyborg, so that should say something."19:27
Leslie Beeks shows Ophelia a picture of what looked like the deranged offspring of a maggot and a squid, the massive size of a battle ship, tunneling beneath the earth by excreting acids as other creatures from the depth worshipped her.19:28
Leslie Beeks: "That outfit isn't particularly flattering, and she looks much better with her hair done. Oh! I need to get back to the soup!"19:29
Ophelia Stephenson: "...Ew."19:29
Leslie Beeks: "You be nice or I might accidentally lose the clockwork winder that keeps your arm moving!"19:30
Leslie Beeks: ((We ARE in a Steampunk setting after all...))19:30
Leslie Beeks waves through the mists with her apron and shoos the tentacles away from the soup.19:31
Orijanna Quain (Penny) finally wakes up, yawning. Comes out in PJs.19:31
Ophelia Stephenson: "Right, right...."19:31
Leslie Beeks: "Not until it's ready yet, no free samples."19:31
Alastor, The Game Master: A steampunk setting with Great Old One maids, cellphones, and a Hebert West who might be building robots instead of reanimating corpses...19:32
Alastor, The Game Master: The tentacles retracted towards one of the many, many backup mansions...19:33
Leslie Beeks: ((Also, Leslie's stress explosion is that of stealing test rockets/airplanes to have a need for speed... make of that what you will.))19:33
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "Hi guys... what's goi- Ophe!!!"19:34
Orijanna Quain (Penny) glomps the cyborg19:34
Ophelia Stephenson: "Ori~!!!"19:35
Ophelia Stephenson is glomped with a noticeable CLANK19:35
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "I'll be heading to the office until later tonight. Make sure nothing explodes."19:36
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien walks out of mansion19:36
Leslie Beeks: "Aww, but I made you lunch..."19:36
Leslie Beeks looks disheartened.19:36
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) joined the chat19:37
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "I MADE YOU SOMETHING <3"19:37
Leslie Beeks: "I think the Master is working much too hard these days. He really should take a rest from terrorizing the populace and dabbling in gods domain like a wanton madman..."19:37
Ophelia Stephenson: "What is it! "19:39
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I don't know...I like the way things are now...It makes matters simpler--I mean, it's more exciting this way."19:40
Leslie Beeks: "Who wants lunch?"19:40
Leslie Beeks: "I don't like exciting... exciting means I have to clean up messes..."19:41
Orijanna Quain (Penny) drags Ophelia into another room, and pulls out...19:43
Orijanna Quain (Penny) ...a stuffed kitten! Skill roll for how well it's made, though...19:43
Orijanna Quain (Penny) rolled a die. The die showed: 419:43
Leslie Beeks frowns as the vampire drags away the cyborg, leaving her with... well... whatever Nadia was.19:43
Leslie Beeks: "Lunch!"19:44
Leslie Beeks hurries back to the kitchen to serve.19:44
Alastor, The Game Master: It's an adorable stuffed kitten, if a tadbit over stuffed.19:45
Ophelia Stephenson: "It's so cuuuuuuuute! Thank you, Ori!"19:46
Ophelia Stephenson hugs Orijanna...not too tightly, though.Too much'd hurt her.19:46
Leslie Beeks: ((Only because Orijanna's athletics are nil... she's a poor waif of a vampire...))19:47
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Most of us already do that without the excitement, Leslie."19:49
Orijanna Quain (Penny) giggles and hugs back19:51
Spectator! (JB) was timed out19:54
Alastor, The Game Master: The tentacles eventually drag Orijanna and the cyborg back into the other room.19:59
Alastor, The Game Master: ...20:01
Leslie Beeks: "Lunch is served! Everyone come and get some!"20:01
Orijanna Quain (Penny): "Agh! M'ell STOP ITTTT."20:01
Ophelia Stephenson: "Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I just got back what is this EVEN?"20:02
Shudde Mell left this message:20:03
"I'M NOT STOPPING IF YOU TWO DON'T GET BACK TO WORK!" A voice from a far shouted.
Leslie Beeks: "Thanks Miss Mell! Do you want some soup too? Lunch is ready!"20:04
Shudde Mell left this message:20:05
"No thank you, darlin'!"
Alastor, The Game Master: The tentacles receded to the 13th backup mansion then...20:06
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) helps herself to some soup.20:07
Leslie Beeks: "We also have some bread, if you'd like." It was all laid out on the table, the masters seat prepared, but empty and unserved.20:08
Alastor, The Game Master: ...A tentacle flew by then, taking a plate of bread.20:10
Leslie Beeks was actually talking to Nadia there, but okay... not like they need privacy...20:13
Alastor, The Game Master: Privacy is non-existent in this place now.20:15
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "I'll have some then." She said taking a few loaves before Shuddle Me'll could steal more.20:15
Leslie Beeks: "Well, let's see... today is a saturday... that's probably why the Master is having such trouble contacting his friends from work..." ((Fridays are the day he opens portals into the realms of the unknowable after all, and that was yesterday!)) "So... what do you think we should do for the weekend? Help Ophelia get back into the rythm of things?20:18
Ophelia Stephenson: "That would be appreciated."20:22
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): ((Sorry I'm not too active...having trouble posting here.))20:23
Alastor, The Game Master: It's probably your connection- been having the same problem.20:24
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien was timed out20:27
Alastor, The Game Master: Do things before I DROP THE FAKKIN' MOON LIKE IN MAJORA'S MASK?20:33
Alastor, The Game Master: ...20:36
Alastor, The Game Master: RANDOM EVENTS TABLE.20:37
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 220:38
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 420:38
Alastor, The Game Master: A rampaging mob comes to the mansion! It must be the average Saturday!20:38
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Looks like they've come to lynch us or something..."20:39
Ophelia Stephenson: "Oh hell, again?!"20:39
Leslie Beeks: "Oh dear, the Master is away... I hate these lynch mobs..."20:40
Leslie Beeks: "They're always so rude and make such a mess..."20:40
Shudde Mell left this message:20:40
"...should I set them ablaze?"
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "...Bring out the hot oil vats?"20:41
Ophelia Stephenson: "Should I ready the ballista?"20:41
Leslie Beeks: "But I wanted to do deep frying tonight!"20:41
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) looks outside. "They seem to be carrying torches so..."20:42
Leslie Beeks heads upstairs to bring up the boiling oil...20:42
Leslie Beeks: "Maybe one of us should go out there and ask what they want? They might just have the wrong house."20:42
Alastor, The Game Master: They do this every weekend.20:43
Alastor, The Game Master: They have the right house.20:43
Leslie Beeks: But... we're clearly not the ONLY crazed magician aristocrat in the area... after all the Dr. is going to visit another one...20:45
Leslie Beeks: Do they save him for sundays?20:45
Alastor, The Game Master: Sunday's are the rival crazed magician aristocrat, Alucard, being harassed.20:47
Alastor, The Game Master: Saturday's are your guys' turn.20:51
Ophelia Stephenson: "Damn peasants."20:52
Shudde Mell left this message:20:56
"SACRIFICE THEM TO THE GODS!"
Leslie Beeks: "The gods sound hungry... and I thought they'd filled up on breadsticks already..."20:58
Shudde Mell left this message:21:00
"THOSE WERE APPETIZERS. "
Ophelia Stephenson: "But those fill you up! "21:01
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Sounds like a lot of work."21:02
Ophelia Stephenson: "Because they're so good, and they give you them before any other food!'21:02
Shudde Mell left this message:21:03
"..." The Great Old One paused for a moment. "SHADDUP CYBORG."
Leslie Beeks let's everyone hear the sound of an engine starting upstairs.21:03
Shudde Mell left this message:21:05
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Shudde Mell left this message:21:08
"AH LUHVE YOU, LESLIE."
Leslie Beeks: ((. . . Am I going to take stress damage from an Elder God attempting to seduce me now?))21:12
Alastor, The Game Master: ...Possibly.21:13
Alastor, The Game Master: If she actually tries to.21:13
Leslie Beeks: ((Just wondering about the implications of "Ah Luhve you"...))21:13
Alastor, The Game Master: She hasn't tried to seduce you. Yet.21:14
Shudde Mell left this message:21:17
TESTING MY CONNECTION.
Alastor, The Game Master: (She probably will later)21:17
Alastor, The Game Master: (but right now, Providence Fried Peasants.)21:18
Leslie Beeks launches in my airplane to pour the boiling oil!21:20
Alastor, The Game Master: What stat are you using?21:21
Alastor, The Game Master: Challenge is a measly 4.21:21
Leslie Beeks: Um... Skill?21:21
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 121:21
Leslie Beeks: . . . Did I miss, or did something worse happen?21:21
Alastor, The Game Master: The peasants were promptly deepfried as the Great Old One's tentacles pulled them underground.21:23
Alastor, The Game Master: You really didn't want to see or hear the sounds of an Old One eating.21:24
Shudde Mell left this message:21:25
"Thank you darlin~!" The Lovecraftian maid shouted in happiness.
Ophelia Stephenson: "...are you two...Did I REALLY miss something?"21:27
Leslie Beeks decides it's probably best to do a bit more flying...21:27
Alastor, The Game Master: This ended the weekly peasant uprising.21:28
Leslie Beeks isn't going to touch the ground, isn't going to touch the ground, isn't going to touch the ground...21:30
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost) prepares some microwave popcorn for the show.21:31
Alastor, The Game Master: ...You're going to run out of fuel eventually...21:32
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "How are the peasants, Shuddle?"21:33
Shudde Mell left this message:21:33
"Amazin', darlin'!"
Leslie Beeks can... fly off and attack a zepplien for fuel!21:34
Alastor, The Game Master: That isn't how fuel works.21:35
Leslie Beeks will become the high flying sky pirate maid! Looting derigibles for fuel and supplies...21:35
Alastor, The Game Master: Get down from there, you'll hurt yourself.21:35
Alastor, The Game Master: Sky pirate maids last literally a day.21:36
Alastor, The Game Master: THEY GET SHOT DOWN ALL THE TIME21:36
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Leslie, that's the master's aeroplane...You shouldn't mess with it!" She called out as she poked her head out through a window.21:38
Leslie Beeks: "Fine... fine... I'll be down in a minute... or two..."21:40
Leslie Beeks grumbles a little, but really likes flying.21:40
Shudde Mell left this message:21:41
"Should I try and pull her out of the sky?"
Leslie Beeks probably should land the aeroglider again, after all, without it, the other maids can't combine their vehicles into one massive armored automaton...21:41
Alastor, The Game Master: You have Doctor West to thank for that.21:43
Alastor, The Game Master: He'll ship the other parts!21:44
Alastor, The Game Master: This week, he swears!21:44
Leslie Beeks does a little barn storming, leaving everyone else to clean up the mess.21:46
Leslie Beeks: Vrrrrreeeeeaaaaoooowwww21:47
Alastor, The Game Master: brb21:47
Alastor, The Game Master: back!21:49
Alastor, The Game Master: The other maids scramble to clean the mess.21:50
Alastor, The Game Master: There's no skill check, since that'd elongate the lack of Dagon.21:50
Alastor, The Game Master joined the chat 21:53
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien joined the chat 21:55
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien runs inside, dives behind couch 21:56
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "SHIT, SOMETHING IS FOLLOWING ME AND IT ISN'T HUMAN." 21:56
Alastor, The Game Master: There was a sound of an axe thrown at the door then... 21:58
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "MAIDS!" 22:01
Nadia bint Altair (Alkonost): "Did anyone hear that?" She asked, suddenly alert. 22:01
Alastor, The Game Master: Another axe was thrown! 22:02
Alastor, The Game Master: The door was beginning to splinter! 22:03
Leslie Beeks: Vrrrreeeeeaaaaooooowwwww! 22:03
Shudde Mell left this message : 22:04
ROLLING FOR ATHLETICS
Alastor, The Game Master rolled a die. The die showed: 1 22:04
Alastor, The Game Master: Leslie's plane is dragged back into the hangar by Shudde's tentacles. 22:05
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 1 22:05
Alastor, The Game Master: What're you rolling for? 22:07
Leslie Beeks: Don't I get an opposing roll to avoid the tentacles? 22:08
Alastor, The Game Master: You do. 22:08
Alastor, The Game Master: Sorry about that. 22:08
Leslie Beeks: Skill! 22:09
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 6 22:09
Leslie Beeks: Vrrrrrreeeeaaaaaoooowwwww! 22:09
Shudde Mell left this message : 22:11
"DAMMIT, GET DOWN FROM THERE."
Dr. Casanova Frankenstien: "KILL THE THING TRYING TO KILL ME." 22:11
Leslie Beeks circles over the mansion to see who is at the door. 22:11
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Post by Alastor on Oct 11, 2012 13:18:16 GMT -5
Name is Doctor Herbert West 24 years old (appears to be) Athletics: 3 Affection: 2 Cunning: 3 Skill: 3 Luck: 2 Will: 2 Is a Natural Born master Wears a.... rocker outfit under a white lab coat. Complete with guitar. DO NOT QUESTION ME. Has blue eyes and Green hair Is a Scientist Wears Glasses Is an Otaku Is a Bishonen When stressed, will begin Racing.
Fights with a Chainsaw
Spirit: 20 Master's Favor: N/A Favorite Maid is Cool type. I'm using a few home rules with him- he's a secondary master when he appears (and a replacement if Casanova kicks the bucket), and can enter combat with the Lovecraftian Maids. I'll roll Y'Golonac (the next Great Old One of the Week after we finish up Dagon) later.
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Post by Alastor on Oct 27, 2012 23:38:33 GMT -5
Episode Three: "A Two-Parter? Already? Part Two" Alastor: Okay. 19:20
Alastor: Dagon is hacking away at the door to the mansion. The Master is hiding behind the couch. You are all feeling like it's been over a month, yet only seconds have passed since he's summoned you to defend him. 19:21
Alastor: wat do? 19:21
Ophelia Stephenson: ((GET DRUNK~!)) 19:21
Alastor 19:22
Name is Dagon (The Hydra) 23 years old (appears to be) Athletics: 4 Affection: 2 Cunning: 2 Skill: 2 Luck: 3 Will: 5 Cool and Heroine Wears a Purple dress Has Navy eyes and Indigo hair Is a Vampire Is an Alien (Great Old One) Is a Neat Freak She... 'Likes Them Young' Is Actually a Guy (Or maybe a hermaphrodite) Is a Maid because... Who Knows? When stressed, will begin Gambling Fights with an Axe Tenacity (Even after being defeated in battle, you can take 2 Stress to get to your feet.)
Masters Favor: N/A Spirit: 50
Alastor: Dagon's stats. 19:22
Alastor: Ophelia run towards the kitchen. 19:23
Alastor: There is no alcohol. The master drank his sorrows away realizing the Great Old Ones he was researching were maids. 19:23
Ophelia Stephenson: Now I'm mad. 19:24
Ophelia Stephenson: Can I go kick Dagon's ass? 19:24
Leslie Beeks: You've got a weapon right Ophelia? 19:24
Alastor: Yeah. You all can. You all should. 19:24
Alastor: Ophelia fights hand to hand. 19:25
Ophelia Stephenson: FUCK WEAPONS 19:25
Leslie Beeks: Go out and bitch slap that elder god! 19:25
Ophelia Stephenson: AND DINOSAURS 19:25
Ophelia Stephenson: Is there a window directly above the door? 19:26
Dagon: Yes. 19:26
Alastor: er, not as dagon 19:26
Ophelia Stephenson: I go upstairs, open the window, and elbow drop out of it onto Dagon. 19:27
Alastor: Declare what stat you're using to determine this and roll d6. 19:27
Nadia bint Altair Nadia reaches for a crossbow she had somehow concealed within her gown, already loaded with a special bolt designed to deal serious damage to eldritch abominations. "Godspeed to you all, and may the gods ensure we gain victory." 19:28
Ophelia Stephenson: I'm assuming either of the stats I have three in (Athletics, Cunning and Luck) will work 19:28
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 5 19:28
Alastor: Mind you, if you get hit, You're going to have a stress explosion. 19:29
Dagon looks up, before being hit 19:29
Dagon: "The fuck was that?!" 19:29
Alastor: Dagon takes.... 15 damage to his spirit. 15 left. 19:30
Dagon grabs Axe, tries to cut into Ophelia 19:30
Alastor: WAT DO, MEKA 19:31
Alastor: DO YOU DODGE? IF SO, ROLL D6 FOR ATHLETICS. 19:31
Leslie Beeks: Remembering what the previous Elder God has said... I go looking for some Vanilla. Perhaps to make vanilla cupcakes that will drive off these abominations... 19:31
Ophelia Stephenson: HELL YEAH 19:32
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:32
Dagon: Athletics. 19:32
Dagon rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:32
Alastor: Ophelia manages to dodge the attack of the Old One! 19:33
Dagon: "Who the hell are you?!" 19:33
Ophelia Stephenson: "Your worst nightmare." Ophelia says in her best Bale Batman voice. 19:33
Alastor: Batman doesn't exist. IS SHE A TIME TRAVELER?! 19:34
Ophelia Stephenson: Can I go again now or do I wait for some of the others? 19:34
Ophelia Stephenson: BATMAN EXISTS INSIDE ALL OF US 19:34
Alastor: In the attic, Leslie finds a small amount of vanilla- enough for one shot if attached to Nadia's crossbow. 19:35
Alastor: You can, since you're the only one fighting Dagon at the moment. 19:35
Ophelia Stephenson: Umm, I try an hit her with a dropkick to her chest. 19:36
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics. 19:36
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:36
Ophelia Stephenson: fuck 19:36
Dagon attempts to dodge 19:36
Dagon: Athletics 19:36
Dagon rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:37
Ophelia Stephenson: DOUBLE DERP 19:37
Alastor: Dagon has a 4. He dodges your attack. 19:37
Ophelia Stephenson: shit 19:37
Leslie Beeks adds vanilla to the shopping list. 19:38
Dagon just as quickly, the Elder God dashes back in with his Axe raised above his head. 19:38
Dagon: Athletics. 19:38
Dagon rolled a die. The die showed: 1 19:38
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:38
Alastor: WHAT DO YOU COUNTER THIS WITH, MEKA? 19:38
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics, obviously. 19:38
Alastor: YOU CAN DO A COUNTER ATTACK, EVEN 19:38
Ophelia Stephenson: UHH, FROM MY PRONE FAILED DROP KICK POSITION, I DO A FLASH KICK LIKE GUILE 19:39
Ophelia Stephenson: ROLL FOR THE COUNTER? 19:39
Leslie Beeks: Nadia... I think I need to go shopping. We're out of vanilla and I was going to make a cake... 19:39
Alastor: You do 12 damage. Dagon is at 23HP left. 19:40
Dagon: "Shit, I wasn't expecting someone to save that idiot!" The cross dressing humanoid monstrosity replies, pulling himself up from the floor. 19:41
Dagon tosses the axe to the side, just tries to punch Ophelia in the face. 19:41
Dagon: Athletics. 19:41
Dagon rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:41
Ophelia Stephenson: Athletics also 19:41
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:41
Alastor: You're hit. 19:42
Nadia bint Altair: ? 19:42
Alastor: You are now experiencing a stress explosion of crying like a baby for fifteen IRL minutes. 19:42
Alastor: So at !9:57, you'll be back to normal and able to fight again. 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson: *babby 19:43
Nadia bint Altair: Shopping will have to wait, Les. *pause.* We have bigger problems. 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson: FTFY 19:43
Ophelia Stephenson: ;_; 19:43
Dagon: "Awwwww, did I hurt poor wittwe babby's feewings?" The Old One cackles, before returning to hacking away at the door. 19:44
Alastor: The maids hear the faint strumming of an electric guitar in the distance, as well as the sound of the teeth of a chainsaw being dragged across the dirt. 19:46
Alastor: It's almost a mile off. Whoever this is probably won't be able to help fight Dagon in time. 19:47
Leslie Beeks: Aw, alright... here, you might want to anoint your arrow with this... the last Elder monster said that vanilla was that which they were not meant to know... it might help... 19:48
Leslie Beeks hands Nadia the last of the bottle of vanilla. 19:48
Alastor: You better shoot that off quickly. If Dagon manages to get in and even gets one strike on the master, Casanova is dead and you're all out of a job. 19:51
Nadia bint Altair: This will be useful. *anoints all the quarrels with vanilla and moves over to one of the windows, making sure her position is one that will make the most of any shot.* 19:52
Dagon continues to hack away at the door, is almost in... 19:52
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 4 19:52
Nadia bint Altair: Does that let me get a hit? 19:53
Leslie Beeks: Since it's a spell cast on the bolt... shouldn't that be her Cunning being used? 19:53
Alastor: Uh... 19:53
Alastor: Yeah. 19:53
Leslie Beeks: So... it hit? 19:54
Dagon breaks the door in "Heeeeeeeere's Da-" Gets hit in the eye 19:54
Dagon: "..." 19:54
Leslie Beeks: Are you okay? That looks painful! 19:55
Dagon cries like a babby. 1HP left, do to a +2 hit from the vanilla. Dashes towards the Master with axe above head. 19:55
Nadia bint Altair: *preps for another shot* 19:56
Dagon: "I'LL KILL YOU FIRST!" 19:56
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 2 19:56
Leslie Beeks blocks with tomahawks. 19:56
Leslie Beeks: Skill 19:56
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:56
Alastor: You killed Dagon. 19:57
Ophelia Stephenson: dayum 19:57
Leslie Beeks: Are you done crying Ophelia? 19:57
Alastor: Literally two minute until Ophelia stops crying. 19:57
Leslie Beeks: There, there, let's cheer you up... 19:57
Doctor Casanova faints from the stress and getting Old One blood on him. 19:57
Leslie Beeks: And we need to see to the Master too! He's probably all freaked out over this... 19:57
Alastor: You all gain... 19:57
Alastor rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:57
Alastor rolled a die. The die showed: 6 19:58
Leslie Beeks: Come on Nadia, let's get him up to the bath! 19:58
Alastor: 12 favor. I'm doubling up, because Casanova is going to be out of it for the rest of the session. 19:58
Alastor: And maybe the next. 19:58
Nadia bint Altair nods and walks over to the master. "Help me out here." 19:59
Leslie Beeks helps out Nadia moving the sleeping Dr Casanova. 19:59
Leslie Beeks: Athletics(pooled with Nadia) to get the Master up to safty/comfortable resting place. 20:00
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 6 20:00
Alastor: A green haired, glasses wearing man in a labcoat crudely tossed over the stereotypical rock star outfit walks in front of the mansion, noticing the a crying Ophelia. "You okay?" 20:00
Alastor: Challenge is 5. 20:01
Alastor: You passed it. 20:01
Ophelia Stephenson: Am I okay to stop now? 20:02
Alastor: Yes. 20:02
Alastor: "Well?" 20:04
Leslie Beeks: The master is sleeping peacefully, all cleaned up from his ordeal... should we go shopping now Nadia? 20:04
Nadia bint Altair: Yes. What kind of cake is this anyway? 20:06
Ophelia Stephenson: *sniff* "Yeah, I'm okay..." 20:06
Herbert West joined the chat 20:07
Herbert West: "What's your name, Miss?" The man asks? 20:07
Herbert West: *. 20:07
Ophelia Stephenson: "Ophelia Stephenson." SHe says, wiping her face and getting up 20:08
Herbert West: "Ah! A pleasure to meet you, Miss Ophelia!" 20:09
Leslie Beeks: A vanilla cake to stop any more Elder beasts from attacking. I haven't decided yet. 20:10
Nadia bint Altair: Hmm...Just vanilla though? 20:11
Leslie Beeks: Do you know anything else that they've admitted will turn them away? 20:11
Herbert West: "So, uh, anyone else here? Seems like someone destroyed your doo-" 20:11
Herbert West sneezes at the mention of this 20:11
Nadia bint Altair: Not really... 20:12
Herbert West: "...that was weird." 20:12
Leslie Beeks: Ophelia? Are you okay? 20:13
Leslie Beeks is talking out the window. 20:13
Leslie Beeks: We're going to need to fix the door... think you can do that? 20:13
Ophelia Stephenson: "Yeah, I'm fine!" Ophelia says to the girls. 20:14
Herbert West looks up. Waves at the maid out of habit. 20:14
Ophelia Stephenson: Err Ophelia. 20:14
Ophelia Stephenson: ERR Leslie 20:14
Herbert West: "Don't fall out of there, now! You have no idea how often that happens where I'm from!" 20:14
Ophelia Stephenson: "...who are you, anyways?" 20:15
Herbert West: "Who am I?" 20:16
Herbert West glasses gain a glare from the light, jumps to a tree branch 20:16
Herbert West: "I am the genius rock scientist of Arkham! The Child of Science, Doctor West!" 20:17
Herbert West grabs guitar off back, strums a few notes 20:18
Leslie Beeks: Ah... um... okay. 20:19
Leslie Beeks: We need to go shopping. We're out of shampoo, and vanilla, and flour, and... hang on, I need to make a list. Is there anything else we need? 20:19
Alastor: You are all alerted by the fact this man is probably insane. 20:19
Nadia bint Altair: Clearly)) 20:20
Herbert West: "Someone called me here to help out with these monsters that keep popping up?" 20:20
Leslie Beeks: I don't recall calling him. Do you? 20:20
Leslie Beeks tries to make a list of things they need to survive the next attack. 20:21
Leslie Beeks: Cunning. 20:21
Herbert West: "Mind you, I couldn't bring along any of my big guns... Gonna have to build them..." 20:21
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 3 20:21
Alastor: You have a list of items to hold off the next Old One attacking, and maybe banish Shudd'e if you catch a bargin. 20:22
Herbert West: "I think someone called Casanova gave my office a call." 20:23
Leslie Beeks looks over the list with a frown. 20:24
Leslie Beeks: Nadia... I'm going to need help getting this... you're better at shopping than I am... Ophelia... could you help Dr. West? If the Master called him, then when the Master is ready they should talk. 20:25
Nadia bint Altair: Okay. Let's go. 20:25
Ophelia Stephenson: Sure thing! 20:26
Ophelia Stephenson: ....I'll fix the door later... 20:27
Leslie Beeks makes a copy of the list for Nadia and starts off for town. 20:27
Herbert West: "I can help out with that. Got any scrap metal laying around? 20:27
Ophelia Stephenson: "....that is a good question." 20:28
Herbert West hops down from tree. "We can scavage around for some. Build a new door, maybe a laser if y'all have the right parts." 20:29
Nadia bint Altair goes with Leslie. 20:29
Ophelia Stephenson: "....what?" 20:29
Herbert West: "I can build you guys a laser if you've got enough junk laying around." 20:30
Ophelia Stephenson: "....What?" 20:30
Herbert West: "Mount it on the door and keeps out Old Ones and those pesky girl scouts!" 20:31
Herbert West: "...what part of SCIENCE don't you understand?" 20:31
Leslie Beeks tries to get everything on the shopping list. 20:32
Leslie Beeks: Cunning(to get a good bargain), combined with Nadia's. 20:32
Leslie Beeks rolled a die. The die showed: 2 20:32
Ophelia Stephenson: "Apparently a lot. Let's actually FIND some scrap before we talk about building with it...." 20:33
Nadia bint Altair: should I roll too?)) 20:33
Leslie Beeks: Yeah, probably... 20:34
Alastor: You managed to get all of the items and the stuff to banish Shudd'e! 20:34
Nadia bint Altair rolled a die. The die showed: 3 20:34
Nadia bint Altair: Aww but Shuddle wasn't so bad...)) 20:34
Ophelia Stephenson: What should I roll to find scrap? 20:38
Nadia bint Altair: "Is it bad that I find myself thinking I'll miss Shudd'e when we have to kick her out, Leslie?" 20:38
Leslie Beeks: I dunno... she was kinda nice I guess, after we washed her hair. She didn't try to break down the door with an axe... 20:39
Nadia bint Altair: Indeed. Perhaps we could at least try to stay in touch? 20:41
Leslie Beeks: I don't know... she might be kinda upset if we send her back, she might not want to stay in touch. She'd been kinda mean to the local townsfolk... 20:43
Nadia bint Altair: Hmm... 20:44
Alastor: Sorry, had to do something. 20:45
Alastor: Cunning, Meka. 20:45
Ophelia Stephenson: Kay 20:46
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 4 20:46
Alastor: You find a lot of scrap. Five doors worth! 20:47
Ophelia Stephenson: "...yay!" 20:48
Ophelia Stephenson: "Where the fuck did this all come from! " 20:48
Herbert West: "...Good question!" 20:48
Herbert West begins to build a door. 20:50
Herbert West: Challenge is 10. Cunning. 20:50
Herbert West rolled a die. The die showed: 3 20:50
Herbert West: "...shit!" 20:50
Ophelia Stephenson: Could I try? 20:51
Herbert West: Yeah. Pool it with West's results. 20:51
Ophelia Stephenson: kk 20:51
Ophelia Stephenson: "Let me give it a go." 20:51
Ophelia Stephenson: Cunning 20:51
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 2 20:51
Herbert West: "Thanks." 20:53
Alastor: You two finished the door. It took awhile, but now you don't have to worry about an Old One cutting through the door.. 20:54
Ophelia Stephenson: Awesome! 20:55
Herbert West: "BROFIST!" 20:56
Herbert West fist bumps Ophelia 20:56
Alastor: You guys killed Dagon sooner than I expected. 20:57
Alastor: What the hell do you guys wanna do now? 20:58
Ophelia Stephenson: Is there enough scrap for that laser? 20:58
Alastor: Yes. Yes there is. 20:58
Alastor: And the foot of a machine to fight the larger Old Ones. 20:59
Herbert West: "Should we build that laser?" 21:00
Ophelia Stephenson: "Hell yeah!" 21:00
Ophelia Stephenson: Cunning (?) 21:00
Alastor: Cunning. 21:01
Herbert West rolled a die. The die showed: 3 21:01
Alastor: Roll, Meka. 21:01
Ophelia Stephenson rolled a die. The die showed: 2 21:03
Nadia bint Altair: *puts away the groceries* 21:04
Alastor: You have a laser too! 21:04
Leslie Beeks: I though we already had parts for the machine to fight the large Old Ones... 21:05
Leslie Beeks: We each had our rennosaince era vehicles, that combined to make a super robot... and now we have a weapon for that robot! 21:05
Leslie Beeks: I think Leslie had a bi-plane. I can't remember... somebody should totally have a steam engine... 21:09
Nadia bint Altair: Nadia had a dragon vehicle... 21:11
Alastor: ...you win this round, clerks. 21:13
Alastor: Okay, anything else you guys want to do? Samurai Seven is on in a few. 21:18
Leslie Beeks: Right, Pteradacyl! Dragon! . . . 21:18
Leslie Beeks: What did Ophelia use? 21:19
Alastor: ...Ask Meka. He never chose. 21:19
Alastor: Penny didn't either. 21:19
Ophelia Stephenson: I dunno 21:24
Alastor: Semitruck? 21:25
Leslie Beeks: It should fit the theme... 21:27
Leslie Beeks: Which means steampunk... and or creature-esque... 21:28
Alastor: I think it's safe to say this session is done... 21:33
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Noob
Light of the Night
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Post by Firefly on Nov 21, 2012 0:28:49 GMT -5
Here's mine!
Name is Corinne Santos 14 years old (appears to be) Athletics: 1 Affection: 5 Cunning: 2 Skill: 2 Luck: 2 Will: 3 Is a Pure and Lolita maid Wears a Gray dress Has Sky Pink eyes and Brown hair Has Brown Skin Is Sickly Is an Elf, apparently. This game keeps getting crazier by the day. Is a Maid because she fuckin' loves maids, man (Admirer of Maids) When stressed, will begin some crazy forest people Prayer Fights with a Lance. Cooked With Love (When someone eats food you’ve prepared, they lose 1D6 Stress)
Masters Favor: 15 Spirit: 30
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Post by Alastor on Nov 21, 2012 1:26:19 GMT -5
Name is Magerie Ward 19 years old (appears to be) Athletics: 2 Affection: 2 Cunning: 2 Skill: 2 Luck: 4 Will: 2 Cool and Lolita Wears a Navy dress Has Brown eyes and Brown hair Has Abusive Parents. PITY HER. Is secretly a Mad Scientist. Means she's total bros with Doctor West. Is a Magical Girl. In a campaign based on Demonbane. Yyyyyep. Is a Maid because she wants to return a favor When stressed, will begin complaining Fights with magic. Electric magic. Tesla might be proud. Escape (You can completely flee from a battle without taking any Stress.)
Masters Favor: 9 Spirit: 20
Penny's new maid.
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